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OUCH. You may feel you're living under a blanket of pain, trying to pull it over yourself for warmth. You do have to heal. Though after a time, put your attention into your voice, and say out loud, "L'chaim!" (Hebrew: "To life!" :: gutturally, "L'Highhh-yim!") Then look around and realize, —They may be all connected to one big one.

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Defending yourself with certain ideas, expressed in a few words, gives your attacker a bewildering choice: They either have to attack the idea, or they have to attack the part of you which is instinctive and capable of defending itself.

This is a staging area containing hundreds of messages for yourself, and precise notions you can use to deflect attacks, so you have a chance to get back inside yourself and heal. Click on any picture or highlighted link to see how they are used.

#. 51% sugar and spice, 49% fire and ice – You make lemonade ... It's funny what people like – It's the crumbs ... Maybe you ought to go to "Quilting and the Superego" ... It doesn't matter what you do, is what I'm saying.

A. A billion. (–Susie) • A black box warning ... At a crossroads ... It's a blur! • A born controller! ... (A lot of people make their living keeping their mouth shut) ... Totally spontaneous! ... (That's what you get paid for, not saying what you really think) ... That's easy to be angry at! ... (They just lead everyone on in miasmas of lies) ... It's good if you get it out of your system ... (Oop! I'm going to cut off my thumb – I got a headache) ... What you could really use is a nice brown dog who never hurt anyone ... (Fortune favors the bad) ... Dealing with the public is dangerous – The population is getting larger and larger, and the rats are getting more and more ... I'm itching to get my hands on that guy! ... (You just have to see an idea in your mind as a slingshot or bow. The whole trick is to try to do bad. Try to play wrong. (You can't, but it just comes out different) It's simple if you can do things wrong) ... You can't stick to the plans – What if the plans are wrong? ... (Maybe for you) • A convoy. • A giant mouse. • A hard handshake. • A leading intellectual light. • A little more every day. • A little presumptuous! • A lot of it is mental. • A new guy has arrived on the block, and he's really tough, even though one arm is longer than the other ... What makes you say that? ... It's my first teddy bear ... The rich god is the stupid god ... It's my box of chocolates ... You may have the last one ... You know, give people a chance ... And that'll do it ... It's really a question of duration ... Well, I could read all night ... Maybe a few hours ... My body doesn't want to do anything ... Well, I'm not a member of the country club set ... Too steep! ... Nothing could be more serious than that ... The best things in life are free ... Total failure ... You're better off being yourself. • A nice life is what you allow into it ... Another terrible job is making violin strings. • A pig, a horse, a squirrel, a cat! ... They want a baby biologically and a victim socially. • A quiet conversation. • A thirty-year-old Jewish woman in a nightie. • Actually myself. • After it dries ... It's just like rain ... In the absence of light darkness prevails ... What's the background of it? ... That's how you learn, by making mistakes ... A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose. • Alien Corner Café: Where sometimes dreams do come true. • All I need is a rose in my hair – Then the dollars will follow that. • All kinds of shit ... Don't lower yourself. • All others pay cash. • All the home stuff. • All those screwballs from Iowa . . . Somehow they're running the world. • All you have to do is just lay low, and you do good. • Allow your deeper parts to see the light of day. • Alone & as is ... The Eskimo Rules. • Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. • Am I interfering in something? ... I follow Hitler's advice. You arrive late, you jump up on a table, you scream things, and you leave early ... That's how you get a reputation ... That's my reputation ... Do you think that's going too far? ... Colonialism is Niggers, and post-Colonialism is pretending you like them ... All the other kids shit in the toilet ... You should, too ... For hours! • An hour before you eat. • An Irish job. • An unlicked bear ... No one has ever been nice to them ... You just let them be what they are. ... Was there a trained hippopotamus? • And animals, too! ... You'll never know ... That's private stuff and you don't get to know that ... Some things should just be left private ... Are you going to see Bambi in the thicket? • And do you agree? ... I am Darth Do-do! • And don't add water ... This isn't England. • And everyone on earth knows why. • And I'm not coming back! • And it's not cheating you out of anything else. • And now for something completely different. • And you know it. • And shiny gold! • And you wonder, What's next? • And you're only one year old – Saying you're confused is the last refuge of a scoundrel! • Another dimension. • Another great leader ... Look at all that shit! ... A huge collection! ... So this day that came up! • Another handicap. • Another miracle. • Another triumph. • Another world. • [Any children's song] ... "This old man, he played one, He played knick knack with his thumb, With a Knick, knack, paddy whack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home." • Anybody of my generation. • Anything but the Bible! – I just have a funny feeling it's all going to change. • Anything you can do? • Anything you don't want ... Three Christmas ornaments ... I'll find something. • Are you bragging? • Are you in the middle of something? • Are you sure it's not a punishment? • Are you tired of helping people? • Art is not democratic ... I'm a class hero ... Red, yellow, blue, grey, bumblebee. • As if there's something better. • As long as you accept them telling you you're good, then you have to wait for them to tell you you're bad. • As much as it hurts me ... but you have to pay me five dollars! • Aside from that, you look darn swell! • At every turn ... I didn't! ... Something happened! ... So things are turning around ... What you want to do is make your own mistakes ... That's the way to learn. • Avoid entanglements! • Avoid entanglements!

B. Back down! ... Do you really mean it? ... You're not trying to be American ... You're just like anyone else ... You can never do better than better ... That's part of being older, too ... You can see things you couldn't see a year ago ... Mathematics is a playful activity ... It's like you're outside on a day that's nice ... You get these intense shots of heat ... Just like the old days ... I've got to jump off after this ... You never know when you're going to get the short end of the stick ... "You may not have committed a crime, but you know what? You've got a big mouth." (–New York State Senator Eric Adams, retired New York City police captain and co-founder of the group 100 Blacks in Law Enforcement) • Back on the farm. • Bad things happen ... It's the stupid things that save people. • Be afraid of the unlived life. • Be quiet, be honest to yourself and see what's doing. • Because I know I'm smart. • Because I was the right person at the right place at the right time. • Because that's what you are, and that's what will grow ... and you don't know what it will grow into. • Because you can't see them, you're at their mercy. • Because you know which end is up ... You know a lot of kids, their feet are growing out of their asshole. • Because you're smart ... You know, this is going to go on your permanent record ... I have a thing for older women ... I don't care if it's proper ... Just be as good a person as you can, and help anyone you can. Attend to self-esteem, integrity, honesty, pleasure & nourishment. Stay away from anything that's tricky, risky, or glib. • Behind closed doors ... It's cheap, too ... They've got the pick of the crop ... Oh, I don't know, maybe for my violin ... When you think they're going to win, they lose, and when you think they're going to lose, they win. • Behind everything. • Better him than me. • Beyond that. • Big transition! ... One's a sober one, one's a snappy one! ... You have to see a little more. • Black gold ... All through it. • Blast off! • Blessed are the simple-minded. • Boy, that was a waste, no? • Breaking heart after heart. • Broken arms cost a lot. • But not for long. • By accident! ... I'm not looking for a job ... You're not going to like it ... That's the opinion of those who made the wrong decision.

C. C Sharp Major with a Dominant G ... Maybe it'll be nice. • Call it what you like ... Going as far as a dog's asshole for learning ... Seeking learning from a dog's past. • Can you imagine doing that shit all day? • Cheap, mean, poor crackers. • Cheap, too! • Choose your friends wisely! ... A small circle of friends ... The glass key of friendship. • Clear and concise. • Comes the dawn. • Could I have one just to see what they're like?

D. David Juda says, "With me, what you get is what you see, but what you see is never all of me. • Dead men tell no tales. • Deep sea fishing. • Delmour Schwartz says, "Let your conscience be your bride." ... The world is a wedding! • Destroys everything ... Take 'em all off! ... This is the time to do it. • Did any shoe drop? • Did Bugs Bunny die? • Did you ever have a Slinky®? • Do it again! ... Do it again! ... That's what I like to hear! ... That's what I like to hear! • Do nothing. • "Do we have a policy on that? ... How do we usually handle things like this? ... Under what circumstances would we normally destroy documents? ... I need to understand the situation correctly." ... Yeah, I'm up and adamant! ... It's never too easy ... You're a car! Jump in with both feet! ... It's like hand-me-downs ... It's automatic! ... You're so strong! ... It rattles all your bones ... No, no, that's a fate worse than death. • Do what you do! Do what you do best and keep doing it! • Do whatever you want ... I don't care! • Do you call it the invisible bathroom? – Get on it! • Do you have that on toast for breakfast? • Do you have to have everything your own way? • Do you have to sit in a garage with a dozen mechanics for six years to turn a light bulb on? ... You just turn on the light bulb. • Do you know what you get when you cross Alzheimer's with déjà vu? (A feeling that you've forgotten this before) • Do you like to sit around and look at pictures for hours? • Do you think penguins stand together on the ice floes for the same reason you guys stand together on the steps? • Do you understand the implications of what they're saying? ... Make limits, that's it! • Do your worst! • Does the alligator have a massage parlor? • Does this mean that I'm your bitch? • Dogs, too ... Strange means new ... After new comes original ... After original comes superb ... After superb comes smashing! • Don't be just stodgy – Try to be creative. • Don't criticize things or expect anything. • Don't ever get chewing gum in your eyebrow. • Don't forget mattresses. • Don't go to Notre Dame ... You won't like that either ... Don't be getting any ideas ... When you get your Master's Degree ... You know, that's the sign of the Vampire. • Don't hurt yourself. • Don't kill yourself ... I'm an upstart ... a parvenu. • Don't let anyone blackmail you. • Don't look at things! – It might hurt you ... Get a new one! I'll pay for it ... Just let me know when... In the arts, there's no hope in making money ... Go to Church a lot! ... An unholy alliance ... What good is believing in God if he doesn't help you? ... That hurts me when you don't value my work – I guess I know where I stand. • Don't read anything ... The Secrets of the Dead ... Each independently? • Don't take it so seriously. • Don't take shit from anyone. • Don't talk to me that way ... I'm just a person ... I'm an American. • Don't tell anybody at the FCC! • Don't tell me not to do what you do all the time ... I don't know what to say ... You can't say, "There's nothing wrong with me, you're an asshole." ... I could go to Utah and dress up to be your grandmother. • Don't think you can't do it – It's ridiculous not to – You're good at that. • Don't try to outshine the teacher; they'll just argue with you. • Don't worry about it. • Don't worry about it ... Because you're snap, snap, snappy! • Drag me to hell! – You read maps? • Driven.

E. Each in their own way. • Each way. • Endless focus groups. • Enough is enough. Don't do too much. • Especially for people who are living by the skin of their teeth. • Especially if the food isn't any good. • Et sui culpae! ... (Latin: "And it's our fault!") • Even the dog is laughing. • "Eventually, we're each going to die, our species will go extinct, the sun will explode,and the universe will collapse. Existence is not only temporary, it's pointless. We're all doomed, and worse, nothing matters." (–Calvin & Hobbes, June 25, 2003) • Ever hear of mouth corners? ... Stick to little things! • Ever! ... She's in room 237 ... On the edge of skid row ... Something ... You just have to go real slow at first ... Did you ever hear the radio program, Lights Out? ... You tried once, forget it! ... A big fat no on that one ... Something came up ... It's like the circus – Eventually it will leave town, and I will go back to being nobody ... Very tender ... He's so jealous ... because I thought of something nicer to say ... Walt Disney stole Snow White's mother! ... I don't know anything at all about that ... My hands are cold ... Nothing bad will happen to you if you tell the truth, and nothing bad will happen to you if you lie ... "Torture? Never." (–Israeli High Court Chief Justice Aharon Barak) ... "I just dressed like a hippie to get fucked." (–Frank Zappa) ... This discussion is getting everywhere ... That's all you get ... Many people get together to fight and make each other miserable ... At some point in life you learn that being happy has to do with learning how to be happy ... Buy a nice suit ... Well, I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it – but that's my story, and I'm sticking to it. • Ever since they have cars. • Every minute, huh? ... It must be beautiful ... That's pretty hard to resist ... Next time! ... Life knows best ... That's where doves come in ... The Imagination of Nature ... Don't go by what someone says, go by what they do ... They can't do certain things ... Above heaven, God says God – Below heaven, he walks in dirt ... Hints of intelligence carry a person farther than an arrogant attitude ... Love is an action ... Ask yourself if they're on your side ... Don't anticipate negatively ... ... Give it a chance ... I think you might be amazed ... It doesn't matter what you say as long as you say something ... Any trouble you make is good, because it brings light on the situation ... Jealousy is an attempt to diminish yourself in comparison to another person; to try to make another person seem bigger than they really are ... The sun is setting on the bad boy boats ... Relax! That's the whole thing ... If you would be at all interested, greet someone with humility, grace and simple dignity ... You know how it is, some people hate each other ... We just think things and they happen ... I'm sworn to secrecy. • Every morning? • Every old thing ... All over the place ... Nothing at all fancy ... What better protection for an artist? ... (An insane asylum) • Every time you see him he's in a different overcoat. • Everybody has everything wrong with them, and if they call it a name, it cements. • Everybody has something to conceal. • Everyone believed something else. • Everyone can use someone who's good! .. Pre-Code Hollywood ... We can always use more ... Too tired to look ... That is a scream! • Everyone does. • Everyone does when they're totally protected ... The Book of Gods ... Zeus, Perseus, Athena, Electra ... But you come from more grease than I do ... There's many ways to skin a cat ... Wardrobe malfunction ... That's mean, isn't it? ... What a mean thing to do ... Morons ... They looked like Mr. and Mrs. Rock the toad lived under ... You never know, there's little houses with big gardens ... Yes, but it keeps the rain out ... You never know what no one else wants ... I'm going to get one of those ... That's cheap these days ... (Go low with them ... Who is happy when I feel something is wrong with me? ... Who thinks they're better off? ... Until the little monkeys learn to control themselves, you're among friends) • Everyone gets angry ... Outrage in you is the engine .. Feelings are like dents in your fender ... You are the driver ... People think what they feel, what they think, and their hungers are them ... (As an infant, if they feel weak, they eat it – their parents' personality) ... What you are is not what your parents did to you ... What you are born with is you ... Everyone, sooner or later, is faced with a little child in a crib ... That child never grew up ... That's where all the talent is. • Everyone has it just as bad as you. • Everyone has perverted minds – Some people don't show it. • Everyone has to have their own lives or they hate each other. • Everyone has to treat you a certain way! ... Oh, he's a different case ... We'll see ... You've been wrong before. • Everyone who's lucky enough to steal ... Birds of a feather ... They wear you out, don't they? • Everything but religion. • Everything helps. • Everything imaginable. • Everything is very authentic. • Everything like that. • Everything revolves and never ends. • Excuse me! ... I have to sit next to my mother! ... You can understand that, can't you? ... I have no reason not to die, myself. • Eyes open! ... You do the best you can.

F. Fall apart. • Far different, and strange. • Fast and furious. • First of all, don't assume that I am. • Five years, no sex. • Flipping it back! • For a long time. • For starters ... Go down to Florida and cry ... You know, they love electromagnetism ... Ageless ... In India, everyone accepts everything ... Some people can do it and some people can't ... No, you can't fit two gallons in a thimble, no matter how fast you pour ... You'll be surprised ... That's what usually happens ... That doesn't matter ... Go kill yourself! ... Choke on your rosary ... When the moment comes to do the right thing, I let those moments fly right by ... I'm an artist, not a criminal! • Franchise opportunity ... It might have global repercussions ... What do you call work that has to be redone? (Schlock.) ... You're not big on details, are you? ... It's very expensive to correct ... It's not as easy as you think, and not as hard either ... That's nice, you get used to losing your wits ... Fudge! Fudge is the word! ... That's all we care about ... Do you know anything at all about the internal combustion engine? ... I don't want to say too much ... It's in development ... There's no such thing as doing it right the first time ... I'm hip! ... Would I do it if it wasn't nice? ... Do nothing and repent later! ... If something better presents itself, I'll try that ... No imagination ... When you work, work hard ... When you play, don't work at all. • For keeps? • For most people it's dreadful – They live in a box and they don't know what they're doing. • Forced to live beneath your society. • Fresh carrots! ... Confers privilege ... There's nothing dumber than a professor ... You want a little house. • From little spoonfuls. • From out of the frying pan into the fire, right? ... Maybe this is an approach to orgasm ... Maybe it will improve your position ... He's constantly tricking her into attacking him. • Full force! ... NO TROUBLE! • Full of fun! ... That's well worth seeing ... Ready to hatch, huh? • Funny you should mention that ... I shit on your monthlies, mom!

G. Generally, by being supportive. • Get away from this! ... This is for a child! ... We have our ways ... The minute you put something next to each other, it changes – It's a dynamic – Things change each other, or reflect each other ... He wrote a great book called, How to be Rich. • Get out of the way, hide ... That's right, hide! ... Vita umbrellis ... Life in the shade. • Get ready! • Get you! I read you! ... Okay! What's next? ... I don't do diplomacy. • "Give people a break!" ... Just be a little careful ... Be frightened ... A bully is a frightened person who is bullying other people to feel less frightened ... It's weird. If you consciously try to feel frightened, you won't be frightened ... Watch out for unconscious fear, which would unconsciously "activate you" and make you engage with the bully on their terms ... An adult can simply feel frightened ... "Give people a break, my god! They're working like dogs!" • Glad to make it happen. • Go join the Moroccan Air Force! • Go spelunking! ... Why should anyone else do it? No one else lives there. • Go to a gym. • Go to bed. • God is not your father – He's your partner, who steals from you. • Good dog! Guard your master! ... Sleeping Beauty is calling! • Good God! – That's creative. • Good old-fashioned service. • Grab energy from above yourself and concentrate it in your solar plexus. • Grown-up, I think, is the word.

H. Hands of stone. • Happiness and fake happiness. • Have faith. • Have you ever put a steel door in? ... Put a new frame in ... It's hinged and everything. • Have you seen Junior's grades? ... The more you see, the bigger your mind is. • Having trouble already? ... Just do what you're doing; go slow ... Wheelchair 2.0 ... "Whenever a critic says something bad about your work, invite them out to lunch and ask them what they don't like about it." (–W. Somerset Maugham) • He wants that Soylent Green, man! • He's a theoretical Marxist. • Heartbreak house ... In each room ... They don't advertise it ... Almost everyone hates their family, especially at the dinner table ... They have maids and hangers-on ... That's why they're jolly all the time. • Helping Dad! ... You're too hot to handle! ... Why do I have to do that? ... What's the deadline? ... Why do people have to believe the same thing? ... Good training! ... Stay out the bushes! ... Work harder! • Hey! ... Good luck. • HEY, YOURSELF! ... WHO SAYS? ... Search me? • Hiding out in the basement sharing secrets with your best friend ... Sneaky and happy and honest! ... "Isn't Mrs. Klondike weird?" ... Dollars pave the way to hell ... Why should you have one child when you could have six? • Hold a blow torch on it and then smack it with the blow torch! • Hold the questions lightly – Another aimless day. • Holy shit! • How about that? • How come I don't have one? • How come? – You're a very flexible person. • How could I ignore you? • How deep is the ocean? ... Monkeys, yeah! ... We need that water! • How do you do? My name is Sebastian? [Claw] ... These people are not on the up-and-up ... They're biased. • How do you shake hands with someone who's (1.) milking cows; (2.) sawing wood; (3.) a creepy, crawly spider; (4.) a Roman handshake (Power!) —? ... You're not tired of that yet. • How else are you going to know what people are up to? • How many legs does a dog have if you call its tail a leg? (Four) • How many years were you there? • Humor me with specifics.

I. I always get mixed up. • I barreled out! ... Life isn't at all boring ... We're not talking about the surface – We're talking about meaning. • I can imagine what it costs. • I didn't follow up on that. • I don't believe in change ... A painting of a vase within the flowers ... Really fantastic ... It's just fantastic ... Bad hair day ... Perhaps I was jesting! • I don't go for that stuff. • I don't ... I'm doing something else ... I'd rather just do creative things. • I don't know where to begin. • I don't know – Who's on first? ... (It's just testosterone) ... No argument there! [They're always trying to start something; you have to learn to throw cold water on it when they're provoking] • I don't know ... Why are you asking me? ... You don't have me mixed up with your mother, do you? • I don't need that. • I don't really have to have one. • I don't take that lightly ... Elvis has left the building. • I don't want people to have fights ... Well, thanks for your two bits. • I don't want to encourage you. • I don't want to overdo it. • I figured out it's easier to write than it is to read. • I got caught on that one before ... Just once ... Patently false ... Utter nonsense ... Not true at all ... Let it lie in the sun to rot ... Very unfavorable ... Get it over with! ... It's too expensive ... You see, there's a difference ... That's the mockup ... This is a breakthrough ... Festivities, ceremonies, taboos: That's your culture: True, good and beautiful! ... The perils of wrestling with a pig: You get dirty; the pig likes it ... They're always trying to drag you back into the snake pit ... They never let you go. • I got it from you. • I guess I'll invest in hydrogen. • I guess it's an investment now ... You brought that in? ... They're like a carpet salesman ... They just keep going ... You just don't know the culture ... If we sell everything for a hundred dollars for three months, will it fly us around the world in one night? • I hate you, therefore I bare my breasts in hopes that the neighbors will see. • I hear you get that from washing your ears. • I hope Chinese don't think it's racist ... A lot of people have told me that ... A troubled sense of immensity ... You're an angel compared to those people ... Part of it's genetics, too ... It could even be generational ... And what are you going to do when the baby starts tap dancing? ... Children are not responsible for their parents ... The painful public silence on the subject ... It's too late, ma! I'm fully formed! ... And who the hell are you? ... Let's call them just one of those things ... Not many people are taught not to hurt yourself ... Costs too much ... How about cutting your thumb off? • I hope I die the way I've lived ... After you! • I just don't know what I'm doing, but you never will ... Your mind has a big stick and pokes you. • I know, it's hard for me, too. • I know you can. • I know you're not allowed to march over bridges ... harmonic waves and all that. • I like the esoteric track. • I like to feel I'm taking care of myself, but I know it's a delusion. • I never let anyone push my buttons. • I owe everyone money .... Don't you know what you're doing? ... I'm worth more than the house costs ... So they all joined forces and started a construction company called One Arm ... This is the closest you'll ever come to having a big family ... It snaps! It snaps! It's snappy! ... That's what I want . Take some pictures, huh? ... No one's slapping her around ... No one's telling her she's wrong ... Of course! It's yours! If it's yours, you can do anything you want ... It took me twenty-five years, but now I'm an overnight success ... Give me some money! I want money! ... Cover your ass and protect other people ... Leave yourself out of it ... Um-hm. It's not just you ... Sign here! ... This is your idea. It may work, it may not work. No one else should get the blame. No one else should get the credit ... I've got a question, by the way ... Oooo! My finger told me! It's behind ... Sure thing, boss! ... Safe journey! ... Glamorous ... What a shock! ... I'm a balloon ... I've got something in my eye ... The best thing is necessity ... If you can buy it with money, then it's cheap! ... Sports is tribal ... When you lose money, you never get it back again ... I always knew you Marines were a rather weepy bunch ... Don't you know what you're doing? • I see the entire picture. • I support a long stay in warm weather. • I take too much shit already. • I taught them everything I know about how to get angry, thinking they'd get over it, and forgot to tell them, at some point, stop being angry! • I think for Christmas I'm going to get a train from Costco. • I think I take enough shit. • I think I'll put an ad in the paper, How To Complain ... Just remember, keep a knife under your pillow ... The flowers of mental illness ... This is what you do: You look at the teacher and kick the chair ... Wow, that was a good experiment! ... I'm down with that – Don't worry about – thorough. • I think it's easy to tell ... I don't think it's easy to tell ... That's why they go to Church ... They're total rats. • I think it's that they're so pent-up. • I think that's all. • I think that's smart. • I think you could set a limit. • I told you so! ... You never know ... Let it go ... Stick to yourself, what else can you do? • I want my balloon! ... Another monster has been let loose! ... What's mine is mine! ... In a body bag! • I was a man of action as a child. • I was in total shock. • I was numb all over and the Yale prom was cancelled ... I'm not blue blood; I'm bluish. • I was walking on the ceiling and put my head in the refrigerator ... Proof of liking ... In the flesh ... It's hard to criticize a spark of light ... Small proofs of liking ... Poked me in the eye ... Provisions ... What good is a love affair if we can't see eye-to-eye? • I will no longer use my pet's name as a password! • I will tell you. • I wish. • I wish I'd thought of it. • I wouldn't change my life for them. • I'll look into it ... Okay, I'll check it out. • I'll meet you halfway and we'll have lunch. • I'm a fool and I work a little. • I'm a great believer in that. • I'm a high school dropout – I don't do questions. • I'm a total evil liar. • I'm a wreck ... My teeth are falling out ... I'm losing my teeth ... You don't want to know any more! ... I changed my mind ... Can you loan me any money? ... I'm in a lot of pain ... Kill me now! ... Was that out loud? ... Finally! After all these years! ... All over the house! ... It's a disgusting place ... It's full of crooks and morons ... It's just today ... The weekend's tricky ... How can it be good if it's free? ... That's a nice suit ... That really suits you ... Can you loan me any money? • I'm afraid you've misjudged me – It's the design of what to say to anybody who tries to ruin the beauty of your life. • I'm busy! I'm creating The Hulk! • I'm getting one with a roof. • I'm going to get a girl to do it – someone of refinement. • I'm going to see how cold it gets this winter ... to save money. • I'm in a minor rage. • I'm keeping my end up. • I'm kind of low-key with all that stuff, you know? • I'm not going to do anything just because you're supposed to ... The more honest you can be about your darker side, the happier you are ... It may mean something to you ... I'm not a Commie or a fruit ... I have a very wide range ... You know Stravinsky and Picasso were arrested for peeing on the sidewalk in front of the Vatican? • I'm not in with the swim. • I'm not taking your mother seriously. • I'm not that bad. • I'm not trying to win a beauty contest, you know? • I'm on a narrow path. On one side of me is sleep, where a friend awaits. On the other side is the world of commerce, busy, busy, busy! Where the path leads is to my daddy of the past, who wanted to sleep, and my mommy of the past, who was busy, busy, busy! • I'm too dumb for that. • I'm too old – Cash only! • I'm ugly like a fox! • I'm very grateful. • I'm WAY off base. • I've always wanted a secret closet. • I've been working on it. • I've given something to people all over the world. • I've heard about it all my life. • Ideas, experience ... Neither one. That's what they say. Aristotle, thumb up, "ideas." Plato, thumb down, "experience." ... Neither one. • If my nose itches, it must be true. • (If she's worried about you, she's getting you to believe she's important.) • If someone starts the music, you don't have to dance. • If someone's paying you, they're good. • If there is one. • If you don't know what you're going to find, it's adventure! Try to be the opposite of a juicy target. • If you ever leave me, I'm going with you! • If you had a wooden leg, you'd be shit on a stick. • If you have your own money, what can anyone tell you? • "If you know exactly what you're going to do, then why bother doing it?" (–Picasso) • If you leave a piece of bacon somewhere along the path, I'm sure a dog will find it. • If you like someone, it's different ... Oh, I like children, too, but I don't like them with their heads cut off! • If you think you're doing things for someone else, it's hard to do – If you think you're doing it for yourself ... I'm going to have to give you bad lessons. • If you want to fool around, lie. • If you wish for it long enough, you get it! ... Don't give me a ticket ... I've still got my clothes on. • If you work in an office in L.A., you've seen dumbness to its depths. • If you're intelligent enough, you don't have to lie ... If a man and a woman talk to each other, does it have to make sense? • If you're scared enough, you will ... Ooops! ... Last Person I Want to Touch at Night! ... It took a tricky hop. • If your Barbies are bad, do you spank them? • Ignore yourself! • In a thousand years they'll think this is precious. • In front of the opera! ... All at once! ... Just like in the old country! ... Better to start off bad and end up good than start off good and end up bad! ... A little bit of everything! ... It's easy to be beautiful because it's natural. • In the ice or on a barge? • In the middle of nowhere, where no one's ever looked. • In the unconscious, opposites are the same thing. • In what sense? ... What are you going to do tonight? ... When will it ever stop? ... Have I met you? ... That was totally wicked ... How so? ... Staggering, huh? ... How come? ... Oh, really? ... Well, why? ... Who says? .... Any suggestions? ... Is that clear? ... Why should I forget people are shits? ... Why should I even talk to them? ... Would you rather be a fireman or a flower pot? ... See what you're missing? ... Whoever said cops are good? Or firemen? ... Isn't it strange how if you do what's right for everyone, everything works out? ... Aren't people bad to dogs? ... When you meet someone, ask yourself, "Do they see me, or are they trying to scare me the way my parents did?" ... Don't you realize witnessing these things keeps you away from the rapture? • Including time ... Abusive lending! ... It's hard to save money. • Intricate footwork! • Irish waitresses with attitude. • Is a rake "a long-handled implement to gather leaves," or "a libertine?" • Is he in town yet? • Is that the end? Time just flies by. This whole weekend is tricky ... You know, this whole week is tricky ... I like being bad, and then going home and being good. • Is this living? ... Twenty kids, and four are in the in-crowd, something's wrong ... They're clueless and pretending they're cool ... That's a lesson you have to learn ... If they're not nice to you, it's not your fault ... They're just treating you the way they treat themselves ... You have to understand, this happens to everyone ... You just think you're the only one ... Extremely personal ... Backtrack! ... Why go someplace else when I can take a vacation in my heart every day? • Isn't that amazing? ... They just can't resist ... They're into bribing, and they don't understand that not everyone does that. • Isn't that nice? That's when Christians were Christians ... Let's use tar paper! ... Duck tape! The Mexican toolbox! ... It doesn't scare me, because I never use it. • It can't be forced. • It could be beautiful, but it's all slums. • It does bother me – But I see some other things, too – I see light and beauty around me on the outside. • It doesn't matter what you do – It's your awareness – Attention, realization, steady-state awareness, consciousness. • It gets hotter, I have news for you ... No one teaches anyone that ... It's like a folk tale they tell over the campfire ... Especially if you're holding on to it because you're so embarrassed ... Suddenly Last Summer ... Open, O' Simsim! Hello, Tale of the Sands! ... My wife is smoking hot! ... Show me some skin, girl! ... Convivial pink ... Mexican spitfire! • It goes way back. • It hasn't cracked yet ... Who are your parents? ... Where do you live? • It hasn't helped you out in any way I can see. • It hurts your feelings to be surrounded by people who think you're something than what you really are ... It's like murder ... Tribal decadence ... Jesus could have had a really good pushcart ... Seek all possible pleasure; avoid all dishonorable pain ... Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness ... In a Tucson, Arizona Memorial on January 12, 2011, Mr. Obama said, "We should be sure we are talking to each other in a way that heals, not in a way that wounds." • It is perplexing. • It makes flowers every year. • It means nothing to me. • It might be genetic ... There's lots of genetic sports ... Just frolicking! • It must have been my mother – She has syphilis. • It really doesn't matter. • It sucks the life out of you, this battle! • It takes you over ... Put a little something in ... You'd be surprised how many people have killed themselves or done something stupid just because they didn't understand a little thing ... Dog feelings, right? That's what they're into, "feelings," right? ... You have to be your own friend ... It's good to know you're not the only one, too ... "Feelings" is just one little part of your nervous system that keeps sending a message ... If you identify with it, and think your whole life is that one little part of you, ... It's huge! ... Oh, I'm back home with all the hyenas! • It used to take two men to hold one. • It was probably fancy once. • It's a beach forest – They have deer, wild boar, and goats, and among other things, they have wild cats ... a spell-breaker. • It's a betrayal. • It's a lot different than you think. • It's a lot easier to make a house than to fix one up. • It's a nice place ... I could put it in there. • It's a passing thing, I think ... Have you got a story to tell? ... Floods of images ... Next comes the dragon in the toilet, the meat grinder in the closet ... Redundant: That's a good word ... Fortunately, I have a very good intelligence, and I've learned to live by my wits ... And the truck started burning ... I'll bite! ... Are you afraid something really bad is lurking inside you? ... Someday you'll see it: the invisible dog ... There's no flies on me ... That's what I say, there's no flies on me ... I am delighted to be here ... Thanks a lot! ... Bah! Humbug! ... The bear frightens me ... Naturally ... I was born very intelligent and I learned very early how to live by my wits ... It's like millions of dollars to anyone else ... Motto: Use money to help people. • It's a poor person's idea of what a smart person's like. • It's a scandal ... Now you know what the Marx Brothers' mother felt like ... It's no big deal ... If you have faith. • It's a stitch – Far from me! • It's a very dark house – You have to have a lot of sparkles in a very dark house. • It's a very strange town, isn't it? ... There's a half-Saint every two hundred years. • It's all murder and sex – You might graduate to slaughter ... It's all in your mind ... There's no such thing as bad ... Your mother makes you pay for everything. • It's always been that way. • It's another world. • It's attention better spent elsewhere. • It's better than I thought. • It's better to have this than to get in trouble with other people, to "act out," as they say – This is something you can count on – Gurdjieff said it's all over the body, the emotional center – Now it's beginning to center. • It's Bible study computers! ... They have that already ... Is this disgusting or what? ... Pretty intense ... That's not going to save the world ... I don't have to do it, and I'm not going to do it ... Very concerned. • It's called a Danish sense of fun. • It's called taking a back seat. • It's cheaper than going out to dinner ... Just be yourself ... You don't seem too unhappy to me ... Any gold? ... Maybe times are changing ... Is it the evil little scientist that wants to invent the death ray? ... How do we know what he wants to do? ... How do we know? ... The mystery is not solved ... By accident, right? ... The door has opened to the inner sanctum ... Absolutely fearless ... It's coming out slowly ... Maybe it's your broken heart ... Well, we don't know what it is ... That's how Martians sneeze! ... Fuckoff! Fuckoff! ... Besides that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln? • It's chilling. • It's deplorable. • It's different every day. • It's double what it was. • It's easier to write than it is to read. • It's for anyone who likes to have fun. • It's getting squirrellier and squirrellier ... If you think about it, a squirrel is just a fancy kind of rat. • It's good for kids ... What difference does it make what kind of salt you put in a chicken? – It's salt ... Well, how did you like the answers? • It's good to know it's not just you. • It's hard for me to talk, too. • "It's hard to believe that tunnels that can fill a foot per minute with floodwater could be safer than aboveground Vegas, but many homeless people think they are. No outsider is going to attack you down there in the dark." (–Matt O'Brien, a Las Vegas writer who runs an outreach group for the homeless) ... Unfelt or unconscious or invisible conditions, containing intelligence, perception, memory, instincts, aggression, enjoyment, resourcefulness, or all of the above, are also inside us, along with very real physical or emotional pain, somehow locked up in a memory, lock, stock and barrel, so as not to be felt ... One unconscious memory buried on top of another unconscious memory leads to impulsive teenage behavior ... Motivated by thrill ... Anything to avoid feeling bad. • It's Jersey velvet, they call it ... Made in New Jersey. • It's like a distraction from the pain. • It's like a little difference ... It's massive ... It should slip right in. • It's like a reflex ... It just gets to you, doesn't it? ... Why not feel better? ... It's just rampant ... That kind of thing ... I guess you could reverse it! ... Behind the morning glories, behind the arbor, behind the falling fence. • (1.) It's like saying whale shit is more important than a lightning bolt ... (2.) It's very fine-tuned ... (3.) Both are good ... (4.) Ideas are bulletproof ... (5.) (You attack yourself because people are beating you up. The first step is to stop beating yourself up. Don't look for results. Just keep doing it. The idea is not to feel good – The idea is to fight back) ... (6.) That's a very good sign ... (7.) "Well, you've done it again. Your mother just went in for a gall bladder operation." ... (8.) Really old-school. • It's like the most decrepit National Park on the earth. • It's like the time of Edison, but to the thousandth. • It's ludicrous. • It's money down the drain ... It's a pity ... Must have been trained to do whatever people tell you to do ... I'm not in first grade being pummeled with stupidity ... The minister can chastise anyone with total annihilation. • It's much more intense. • It's my life – It's my life to live. • It's never perfect ... Live from yourself! ... Need I say more? No, I needn't. • It's nice to go slow if you want to. • It's not my fault ... I tried. • It's not the theater. • It's not the worst ... You can't tell time. • It's not what happened, it's how it was treated ... It's good to laugh about it, but it's very brutal. • It's not wild, and it's not strong ... They enjoy themselves immensely ... Little do they know ... It's just like a parade ... A Macy's parade. • It's of no use to me. • It's only an alarm clock ... They've got a little chip in the back of their head ... Maybe you can de-zombie zombies ... It'll get 'em! every time! ... What's next? The French Foreign Legion? • It's out of The Arabian Nights. • It's pretty easy – Let the facts speak for themselves ... We want someone who can hit the ground running! • It's probably an advance in human evolution. • It's probably just genetic. • It's really homey. • It's really nice for people, too. • It's really sparkling! ... It's a nice way to die. • It's sad, it's murky, it's Wagnerian – They like to suffer. • It's scary, because you don't know what's going to happen next ... A sign of the times ... Both of them had it so hard! ... The Art Students' League ... Come on! I'm going to show you how the other half lives! • It's subsidized. • It's surprisingly deep. • It's the people who stay in the monastery who get into trouble. • It's time to go! Musicians are supposed to be shaggy – It's part of the mystique. • It's too late to change now. • It's too wholesome ... Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there. • It's totally reconcilable with IQ ... You can be a smartie! ... Not disruptive, but to be organic about the whole thing. • It's very authentic. • It's very hard ... Oh, loud! • It's what everyone's falling for.

J. Joy: It's not a gift of god, it's something you can produce ... What is the pearl washed up on the ocean of existence? ... You don't guard against it ... You understand it ... Then it becomes a minor thing ... The cost of covering it up is a life ... You don't really do anything ... You allow the layers of your onion to fall off ... Until what's left is you ... You shouldn't make fun of someone ... No, I call myself a southern scoundrel ... Southern, right? • Just a maddening mother – Very narcissistic. • Just as bad. • Just because you think something, doesn't mean anyone else thinks it. • Just don't hit me! • Just don't put a fountain in my back yard. • Just for shade ... Let me know when you settle down ... There were dolphins flying in the water and I thought of you ... She wants a toilet seat around her neck so she can enter the temple ... Sounds like my mother ... I'm telling you, it can get awfully awkward ... Will do! ... Revenge is mine! ... Hot shit! ... I know I got it wrong ... What about your freedom? ... I'll give you five dollars if you set me free ... You must never let them see they can knock you off ... They have a million ways ... You can paint any painting and people think it's good, because they can't paint anything ... What's the difference? ... It's just the idea of it ... Forget about it! ... Your mother must have been big on that ... Your mother's era ... By practice! ... You were brought up not to seek happiness ... If I were you, I would seek happiness ... Deep! • Just like a cat ... Now, what color is your light? ... Are you a bird or a person? • Just like anyone would ... What about Thursday lunch? ... I'm having trouble with my laser printer ... After that ... It's up to each person to solve their own problems! ... It all depends on how much in a hurry you are ... You have time ... You have to be a little goofy, a little dumb, a little strange. • Just lower your expectations ... You know, a lot of us are schizophrenic. • Just once, dog! ... It won't kill you ... Most boring. • Just some little thing ... You don't have to be there ... They used to call it the treadmill to oblivion ... I don't know why I have to go to the bathroom right now ... Not every reconstruction leads to a happy Humpty Dumpty ... What's next? ... The expert! ... What's this, Night Court? ... What's next, the French Foreign Legion? ... What's first prize? ... You have to throw cold water on it! • Just take a minute! ... Don't forget! You can be little. You don't have to be big! ... I've got to take care of a sidecar ... Not right now ... Not this time ... That's a long way from never ... Could you say that a little bit nicer? ... If I was lucky, I'd be dead. • Just thoughtless. • Just to get away.

K. Karma – It just evens the score – It comes up from behind ... It happens when you're not looking ... Somewhere there is where you are ... Want what you have: It's like a magnet ... Put as much attention as you can into neutral ... When it's in the water, the fish can see that – Everything charged ... Just lay off the fancy footwork and be kind to people ... You don't have to know anything ... The refrigerator will come to you – It's called taking a back seat ... Quiet mind, body. Sense yourself. Just be ... It's a good thing to know ... The bigger the denial, the bigger the truth underneath it – That'll help ... I solemnly swear, I am up to no good ... My inner projector is wishful thinking, a little boy who wants a mother ... Try to quiet your thoughts, memories and sensations, and just be alive. You have the right to just be ... Let that be the greatest of your problems ... Ignore girls as best you can, because it causes them to raise the stakes ... Whatever they're doing, thinking, or feeling has nothing to do with you directly ... The only thing they respect is to be ignored – Until it's too late ... You're not supposed to invest in another person ... There's relations – You can't force things – They're either there, or they aren't there ... The more you act like you don't need anything, the more people will respect you. • Keep calm and carry on! • Keep it under your hat! • Kill a tree for Christmas. • Killed any good animals today?

L. Laughing at pain. • Leave that woman alone or you're going to be hanging by your testicles from the balcony. • Let me be the judge. • Let me try it. • Let's not ... Don't cheat me. • Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. • Lightning bolts! • Lightning bolts! – I charge a lot and don't even use cables ... Friendship does not revolve around favors ... "Good" means "Don't aggravate me!" • Like a flower melting in the snow. • Like an animal! ... I hope so ... Then what? ... Let's get with the program! ... What difference does it make what someone is as long as they have a nice life? • Like an overcoat of dreams. • Like any tool, it's how you use it that counts. • Like in a fire door ... Not in the center, one on each side ... I'm a has-been, going in reverse! ... It's a universal closure ... Push, pull, left, right ... There's two ways you can do it ... We have to figure out if it's push or pull ... It's more a perception than an action ... Don't you know I need new shoes? ... The Last Testament of Dr. Moron ... I don't want people to know there's a door there. • Liking someone is liking their consciousness ... Liking someone is not giving them burdens ... Liking someone is putting their welfare on the same level as your own ... Liking someone is not having a severe hatred for their mother's living room furniture ... Liking someone is leaving them alone ... Liking someone is removing obstacles from their path to make their life easier ... You're better off acting like a pirate than acting like your mother and father ... On the inside say, "I am a total freak of nature." ... The more tempted you are to lose yourself in another person, the more you should put your attention back and place it in your own arms, legs and hands. You don't want to achieve psychic control of another person – You want to achieve psychic friendship with yourself, especially your sense of humor ... Around a boy or girl, avoid acting like your mother or father. You are better off acting like a courteous cutthroat pirate ... Girls aren't stupid. The best way to see them is as jealous narcissistic human beings ... They don't like you – They're just little narcissists ... The minute you pretend you're bad, they like you ... They can just turn in a minute ... "I'm never going to turn you into my mother – My father destroyed her!" ... Cruel development ... "Stop saying there's something wrong with you or I'll start to believe it!" ... "And what else is wrong with you?" ... Think about what you want to do – That's the sneaky way to do it ... If you want them to care, act like a Frigidaire ... Don't expect to get something you ask for ... Did you ever hear of someone else? ... This, too, will pass. She, too, will pass ... They will grow old and die ... A good life is the best revenge ... There'll be another ... With gold ribbons ... If a bunch of people came in here that was going from place to place looking for the best bad bar food, what what would you think? ... Misery loves company – Misery is like a magnet ... Would she make my life better? ... Would she make shoppers out of my dogs? ... If you get to the bottom of what's bothering you, you can begin to turn things around – a door, a mirror, a light, a way ... Come on in! Welcome, stranger! ... You know, something stupid ... "Come into my tent!" – I hope you're good! ... You don't have to get all serious about someone you make out with ... Remember to play after every storm ... Treat someone with kindness and respect, the way you would treat a stranger ... If you're alive, you've got something good going for you. • Listen must replace tell – Except every now and then you have to tell. • Living from a tiny crushed baby, or from people's expectations? • Long range ... Not many people have knapsacks at forty thousand feet. • Look for something awful when you go, and much, much worse when you're near. • Look how long my shirt is. • Look, if something I said made you mad, I meant to say the other thing. • Looking good! • Lordy be! ... Why? ... Why do you think that is? • Love hurts. • Lower heating bills. • Luckily, I could run and laugh at the same time. • Lucy's psychiatric help must cost seventy-five cents now.

M. Macho, macho, macho, Mickey Mouse! • Magic and sorcery. • Magnetism. • Make holes in water. • Makes me feel like the X-ray man ... Pull the other one – It has bells on it. • Makes me feel relaxed. [$800.00 in a box] • Mama has a dead chicken she talks to – Oh, yeah! You should really see that. • Many people have. • Mark me down as skeptical ... Even the experts agree, a girl needs closure. • Maybe a nice dog could be governor. • Maybe it isn't worth it. • Maybe more. • Maybe there's better than that. • Maybe you were just intuitive. • Me? • Mean and deceitful. • Memory retrieved leads to paradise regained. • Midnight special. • MISCOMMUNICATION, anyway ... It's just another day in paradise. • Money, good cheer, intelligence, attention, light – There's only so much of these things in the world .. That's the way life is ... As long as you have yourself, you're not abandoned. • More spiritual than thou. • More than this! • Most people will shoot past the target (They want to be better than other people) ... They don't want to hit the bull's eye (Be themselves) ... They don't want to admit their parents are morons ... They may know how to make money or something, but they're not that smart. • Move along. There is nothing to see here. • Moves the hot air around. • Murder, by itself, is not a federal crime. • My secret weapon. • My Superhero: Sewer Man! ... The American way! ... The Pursuit of Happiness!

N. Next week it's the whole world. • Nice material! ... Just hurts! ... Stage directions! ... Where the mouse lives! ... Why aren't you in Bali sitting in a café watching women? ... Why should my brother die when a goat didn't? • No evidence. • No, it's not true ... Listen to me ... Since there's no such thing as a happy teenager, who cares how well he does? ... I just want to give you a heads-up in case you have an interest ... You're an asshole, too. • No money. • No one else has them ... Mein Feld ist die welt. (German: "My field is the world.") • No one is. • No one will know ... Who else do you know, and may I use your name? • Nobody knows their address. • Not after the Crusades ... That's what he thinks ... They're all into fads ... That's why they go crazy ... Out-of-control happiness! ... It just helps to realize, when you're talking to your mother and father, you're afraid of them ... even when they're dead! • Not airline pilots! • Not averse to doing different things ... It just makes you smarter, right? ... Do they have a plastic fish? ... Plumbing the depths with rigor. • Not before. • Not by a long shot. • Not completely – There's no drama! ... What's wrong with someone expressing themselves? ... What's wrong with someone seeing what's inside them? ... It's the opposite of what people think ... It's good to feel frightened, to feel hurt, to feel angry -- because then you get a chance to understand it. • Not entirely! ... Not endlessly! • Not even the priests can get away with shit anymore. • Not for everyone – Just for the multitude. • Not for people ... I'm not killing time, I'm doing time. • Not me. • Not me! ... He has one foot in his childhood. • Not me! – My stock doubled last week. • Not my anus! • Not so much for this country, but for the whole world. • Not that I'm saying they're any good. • Not that they have to, but they do. • Not what we'd hoped ... You know, they're acute smellers. • Nothing complicated. • Nothing exciting. • Nothing passes his mighty eye. • Notice they come here less and less. • Now bring me that horizon! • Now look, don't be an opportunist! ... Plan! ... Don't just do what comes up ... Well, I'm sorry – My art comes first ... I have my own life ... You have to do what's best for you ... I'm trying to set up a life for myself ... Just because you do it, doesn't mean you have to ... No one can tell you what to do with your life ... Instead of worrying, save your money ... You like the web, but you don't like getting wrapped up in the strands. • Now that's a shock to the artistic mechanism ... Think about it! ... That intensity is good because you realize you've been holding onto it for a very long time and you're letting it out.

O. Of all the things you can get, working hard isn't so bad ... Do good for yourself – Don't worry about anyone else ... If you don't take the approval, you won't give yourself the disapproval ... You're not supposed to wear white shoes after Labor Day ... The real flow isn't the "social flow" – It's the flow of what comes from yourself ... The essential idea of "cool" is being rejecting ... We know we're still wrong. • Off limits. • Off to the races. • Oh, dear! • Oh! Delightful! • Oh, don't let the pastor hear that! • Oh, getting something at a lower price. • Oh, I have to go to the bathroom – That must be it [Then go to your room] • Oh, I"m going to look for that on the news. • Oh, it's you! Sneaking around, huh? ... It's not as bad as it was. • Oh, my God! You're unhappy ... Through the wall and everything ... If it bothers you so much, why don't you just shove off? ... They're like battle hardened. • Oh, Night on Earth? ... Music? ... It's just black notes written by dead people. • Oh, no! ... God knows what's happening next ... THAT's what's going to bring world peace ... Carry a gun! ... Get away from it as fast as you can ... No matter how alert you are, sooner or later you're going to fall and hurt yourself ... Next time I know just what to do ... Wyoming is the asshole state of the universe. • Oh, no, we don't have to do that. • Oh, yes, the national debt is much too high ... or is it? • Okay, have it back by seven! • Okay, Hitler! ... Jesus couldn't care less ... They don't want to give that up. • Okay, so? ... Did we do anything wrong? • Okay, what date is that? • On stormy nights. • On the news ... It's all right with me. • One boring interlude after another. • One family's enough. • One foot in heaven. • One of my best friends is a tree. • One person could have changed your entire life. • One stupid thing after another. • Only a stupid person would try to do that (Kill everyone) ... What is the aim of your own life? ... You stick to it, and don't let anyone tell you anything else ... We do one thing at a time ... Go to the bathroom before you play the piano. • Only what you've told me. • Out on the open road! • Over here ... Beyond belief ... TOO SIMPLE ... It's colossal ... The idea! ... The talent! ... Back channel! ... Full force! ... Without fail.

P. Parts of your mind are trying to submerge you. • People can't take in too much at a time. • People either get along or they don't – and it's really nice. • People have a little mother inside them, and in a day it envelops things you tell them. • People ignore their impulses ... They wrap them up in cellophane and tie a ribbon around them ... motivations = impulses ... Most people can't see their impulses ... They just see the results of these impulses going all around. • People know, who are in those circles. • People want to be liked ... It's so fast you don't even see it! ... You don't punish yourself enough! ... It's very baffling until you realize you're not like them ... That's their aim in life, to be like everyone else ... Or some mad inventor, with some secret workshop ... Who do you know who has a regular job? ... They all have a front ... Well it could be a front ... You don't know the half of it ... They're hustling to get a good deal ... That's what life is ... To make sure no one is embarrassed in any way, shape or form ... A girl trying to find herself a perfect man is like trying to find a lettuce ... Just so people can feel there's something real ... It's really like homework ... If you meet a big pink fish and it bops you on the head, you'll know why ... The more oil, the better ... It's okay! ... Are you lucky! ... Looking for a fish ... You said it! ... You're the big black bear! ... They have no firsthand knowledge ... It's just what they read in a book ... And then it changes ... And then it's that! ... Good! I see your point! ... That's what thrills them, right? ... Just shut up ... They just want to see if you're a complainer ... I think the dog eats it (Pot). • People will not give up being big shots – So cheap, huh? – The only thing that cures mental illness is air and liberty – I think it's great for the kids. • Pictures don't lie. • Playing with danger. • Please ... Not the fly swatter! • Presidents, Kings – They're just trapped ... I just hope it isn't sex education. • Probably with chicken fat ... You're so unfeeling, right? ... You've got ugly you'll never use ... Getting wise to that ... It turns you very brown and you can't wear clothes ... That's the river rats ... Getting manic over running away from feeling bad ... Something foolish ... It's marvelous; it's thrilling; it's mellow; it's beautiful; (Do you like me?) is the secret question ... A farmer found what he thought was a bottomless well. First he dropped a stone in, and never heard it hit bottom. Next he dropped a huge boulder in, and again, heard nothing. Finally, he found a gigantic tree stump and threw it in. Then a goat flew by and jumped into the well! As he was pondering these strange events, a herdsman came from around the other side of the hill and said, "Can you help me find my goat? I had it tied to a tree stump." ... Above heaven, God says God; Below heaven, he walks in dirt .... To be true to yourself is hard work – but it's wonderful work ... Why did the fucking cat fall out of the tree? (Because it was fucking dead!) ... Trained rats ... They've spent every bit of energy they've ever had pretending to be like other people ... Maybe I'll shit on the White House lawn and that's it ... You tend to forget how rotten kids are ... No matter what you do, they think you're a freak ... They're really frightened ... They try to be happy and they don't know how ... If a person attacks themselves, they don't have a self, and they have nothing else of any real value ... Foolish with a touch of doubt – then I'm a leaf in the wind! • Problem solved ... Here's the secret: "There must be oxygen on Mars from that one." • Protect yourself. • Punish the monkey; let the organ grinder go. • Pushing flies out the window is easier than catching them.

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R. Raising twenty kids. • REAL AXE! ... REAL AXE! • Real punishment. • Really? So? • Remember: Stay out of the way of trains – Trains can't swerve. • Remember that? • Representational acting, for when you're not connected to a light sparkly sensation in your chest. • RETIRED! ... NO CLOCK! ... NO PHONE! ... NO WORRIES! ... NO MONEY! ... I think that's enough ... Not enough ... Really intense ... Like children ... I would say that, too ... Better you than me ... I don't see it that way ... It's good enough for me. • Ridiculous! ... Did you hear that? Ridiculous ... I wouldn't say I have anything that really bothers me. • Rock and roll! • Roses come on new growth.

S. Say It Out Loud! ... I'm Black and I'm Proud! ... For crying out loud! ... I'm Black and I'm Proud! • Scary, isn't it? • Scheisse! ... Icy Fire! ... Icy Fire! ... Scheiße! ... Real Axe! ... Real Axe! ... REAL AXE! ... (What you've just done is say "Shit!" in German, "I see fire!" twice, in plain English, "Shit!" again, in proper German, followed by "Relax!" three times in English. Circle some random parked park until a taxi comes along, then calmly raise your left arm and flag the cab. Taxicabs won't stop if you're being emotional or acting crazy. Don't go back. They've probably vandalized the parked car, thinking it was yours. Stay away from there.) • Schizophrenics, Anonymous ... "To Confront Someone is to Empower Them" ... "Our Biggest Mission in Life is to Avoid Boring Fools." • Search me? ... God is too big to fit inside one religion. • See? They're always one step ahead. • See what you've been missing? • Seeing is believing ... Isma and the Pirate – The Perfect Crime. • SHAZAM! • She is a peach! • She probably keeps them in a lower drawer next to her sneakers. • She saw the morning light begin to pierce the night – She was discretely silent. • She's going to end badly. • She's the type who screams, "Put the lid down or I'll fall in!" • [Shoot energy up the right side of your spine, wag your index finger and scream, "AS IF!"] • Shows promise ... You see the magic of the packaging? ... Or smuggling! • Shut up! No,you shut up! • "SideBoob the Poor. Upskirt the Rich." • Signing off verbally! • Sit on a happy face. • Skirts ahoy! • Slowly. • "So embarrassing!" ... They know ... They know who will fit in ... You can see they're just miserable ... "I don't want to be popular, you asshole!" ... And all that ... They really are uneducated socially, most people... Early signs ... The living dead ... All three ... (1.) You wait; (2.) Let things develop; (3.) There's other people; (4.) Nothing forced is ever beautiful; (5.) This, too, will pass; (6.) There's nothing complicated; (7.) Keep it simple. • So that doesn't happen all the time. • So the Principal told you to cool it? • So there can be a place naked women can come and yearn for me. • So this could spread – Let's hope it doesn't. • So what are you going to do about it? ... Suffer! ... You're supposed to suffer for three days. • So you're the one whose been knocking them off the table ... Don't try it at home. • Some people can do that. • Some people don't even see what's in their mind ... These people can't see anything. • Some people try to go around collapsing other people's dreams. • Some things aren't like that. • Someone must ... Find a dog! • Someplace else ... I thought it would be easier ... Late at night ... So does the dog! • Something fancy. • Sometimes it's paralysis by analysis. • Sometimes you just don't want to do things ... Some people can talk their way out of a ticket, and some people can talk their way into jail. • Sooner of later they'll figure out their parents are stupid. • Sounds like Oklahoma to me, ... or the Wizard of Oz. • Special service ... I think it's a little different ... It's a study. • [Start reciting nice things for the child to learn or to know, such as equations from the multiplication table, passages from the Bible, poetry from Jalálu'ddin Rúmí's Mathnawí, philosophy from Ralph Waldo Emerson, or anything you think is beautiful ...] Eight times seven is fifty-six, nine times nine is eighty-one ... Never give a sucker an even break ... Gather not up treasures here on earth ... Never smarten up a chump ... Eat, drink and be merry! For tomorrow you may die ... A penny saved is a penny earned ... Gather ye rosebuds while you may ... Idle hands do the devil's own work ... What you need to know is very little, but to know that little takes very much ... What you need to know is very little, but to know that little takes very much ... Lower your expectations; you can only be pleasantly surprised ... Preparation is everything ... Life knows best ... Truth is stranger than fiction ... The truth shall set you free ... A Girl is love, hope, sexual energy ... Be careful what you wish for! ... You can't have yourself if you want someone else ... Everyone has to light their own fire ... "Seek all possible pleasure, and avoid dishonorable pain." Samual Butler, The Way of All Flesh ... Intelligence is the biggest handicap a child can have ... It's fun to have a girlfriend ... Nothing forced is ever beautiful ... If you shoot for the moon, you may just land in a penthouse ... Most people fly AWAY in all directions; a wise person flies FROM all directions ... Turn everything upside-down and you'll see the truth ... All happiness is earned ... Sweet are the uses of adversity ... Hitch your wagon to a star ... When you're near tears, you're near the truth ... We're made of our past – The truth is beyond what you understand ... Play dead, escape from cage ... Happy as the day is long ... The way out (of the cage) is to play dead. • Stay close, boys, and I'll think of something! ... Exactly what those little kids in grammar school hate, that's what you are! • Stop for a minute! I'm going to cry ... Take it easy with that hand – I don't want you smashing people anymore! ... That's very Irish! Get some rest! ... They must be shaking! ... I've done everything right so far ... I'll make it simple ... It doesn't matter what you say as long as you say something ... I couldn't care less ... Do you enjoy being dicked around? ... I know you will find this hard to believe, but I couldn't care less ... Do you like confrontation? ... Do you really like being dicked around? ... Sorry, I lost my camel ... He's afraid to crush his aggression ... Up front and dumb ... THAT's the secret ... Something small ... They hoard nuts, chère ... With no help! ... (When I was a kid, they didn't say much, you know what I mean? Where I lived, no one was too obvious. Next time call the police.) • Stop shaking your head! It's your brain wobbling. • Stop talking or I'll put you back in the trunk. • Stop trying to get other people to be more important than you are! • Stuck in my heart! ... N.I.N.J.A. – No Income, No Job or Assets. • Successfully dumb and good at it, too! ... It's not my fault ... No one told me. • Sure! I always do. • Surely you're joking!

T. Take that and run with it! • Tell me! ... That's too mechanical ... You can ruin it ... There's no feeling in, What's wrong with you? You only do what you like to do. • Tell me another! • Tell me who you run with, and I'll tell you who you are. • Tense and critical? Wait. ... Do things from relaxation and kindness ... Do everything from relaxation and kindness ... That's a huge experience ... No one can learn that in school. • Terrible consequences. • Thank you for saving me. • Thank you! I'll have a little more Jesus on my toast. • Thank you so much. • That azalea is really doing good, isn't it? ... It's really strange, isn't it? • That came off really nice! • That costs a lot. • That doesn't bother me. • That doesn't mean anything. • That explains a lot – It's so hidden. • That has nothing to do with me! • That might come in handy sometime, to give up your right to kill yourself. • That rubs off. • That should ease or assuage a lot of pain. • That was good and it didn't cost anything. • That was the best part of the day. • That's a little more information than I need. [Use a soft voice, especially if they're yelling at you.] • That's a loaded question! • That's a lot of real estate. • That's a selling point ... Fugitives from justice ... That's the nice half of the family ... Conserve your strength ... That's right on top! ... The devil never sleeps ... (Without looking ... which you buy into) ... I don't make mistakes ... The mushroom style of management: Stay in the dark and pile on the shit. • That's been asked by the greatest psychoanalysts. • That's good enough for me. • That's good to say. • That's like saying, "Hitler never got to heaven." • That's news to me ... How can people who don't have any money buy anything? • That's nice to know ... There's a permanent adversarial culture in this country ... It's best not to say too much ... Lay low! ... Stay out of the way ... Fluid economy. • That's proof. • That's right! ... Keep your head up! ... Thanks for the visual! • That's still going on. • That's strange, coming from you ... There's very good old movies ... A totally different person ... As a matter of honor ... I know you don't like it, but that's it. • That's the best we can do ... That would be too easy ... You heard it here first ... There's the latest thrill. • That's the way you see it. • That's the way you want 'em! ... This American life ... Don't ask me to carry any crosses ... Put the spotlight on yourself! ... The spike! ... Divide and conquer ... Try to look at the big picture ... It's very third world ... History is lies agreed upon ... Who knows? ... They're not talking ... What don't they tell people ... It's rude to talk about religion because you never know who you're going to offend. • That's what everyone in New York says. • That's what I get! ... What did I tell you? ... Well, okay! ... Bus driver's holiday! ... That's all nothing! ... "Oh, sorry, I didn't know ... It looks completely different." ... I'll leave it to you in my will ... Thanks for telling me that ... You don't have to do anything ... I do want to, but I don't want to put up with abuse ... which is a killer! ... After fifty, everything shows up, all the bad things you're done ... They don't want to know they're assholes ... But everyone else is! ... Well, let's let it go. • That's what most people do – They're just like girls with dolls ... or little boys with machine guns. • That's what people do. • That's what they say – If kids aren't around other kids, they go crazy. • That's why people stop smoking eventually. • The Adventures of Bone and Tuck ... No one would THINK of going there. • The big city! • The Bluffer's Guide to Getting Human Beings to Believe in God ... Where is your Santa Claus Registry? • The bottom fell out of the quail market. • The deserving poor. • The dumb ones have no trouble ... It's easy for them to adapt ... You can get used and unused to things very fast ... Emotions are so untidy ... I'm not in trouble, I'm just a kid! ... Who knows what's going on and I don't want to have anything to do with it ... I don't want to get mixed up in it ... No one comes with a bow and arrow and shoots people ... No one invents radium, either ... It's deliberation, they call it ... I'm so sorry! ... I left you high and dry ... Your money's no good here ... Are you hungry? • The family curse, if you know what I mean. • The final vomit is coming out of the beached whale! ... Things are falling in! ... The unconscious is powerful and clever! ... Most poets are screwballs! ... If you're insane, you can say anything you want, right? ... You have to be kind to people ... You have to do your work ... That's bad! ... Now I'll really open up! • The first time ... Design: Intelligence made visible ... You can do anything with your mind. • The future influences the present ... How about selling money? • The glamour ... The guy gets to you after a while ... He's a recessive anal compulsion – All he's interested in is dark shit ... You're going to love it. • The good thing to do is get a sense of humor about your parents – That's the shortcut. • The heat's coming on. • The Kotex that would not burn ... The lending industry term for people such as myself, with seven cents in the bank after a financial train wreck, is "Ruthless Defaulters." How did this amount of money get thrust upon someone who was unemployed? We're not angry; we're beyond all that! We're just dirt poor! [See David Streitfeld's article, "They're Not Paying Anymore," The New York Times, July 26, 2009] • The last remaining seats ... Cherchez la femme (Fr: "Look for the woman") ... Almost always behind the misadventures of men. • The master knows how to improve these situations ... Of course I do ... What do you think, I'm stupid? • The more chaotic things are, the more a decent person can get by with a nice life ... Everyone who wants to can have a good life ... If you're clever, you can get through things ... The whole place is pink! ... Thank you for coming. • The more life is an illusion, the better it is. • The more you understand how you attack yourself, the more you stop, and the more other people stop. • The murderer always returns to the scene of the crime. • The natives hear the drum. • The new persuaders ... It's the mental industrial complex. • The one with Technicolor and music? • The reluctantly smart thing to do is nothing. • The return of the market ... Anyone else? • The skeleton of a bulldog walking. • The secret protects itself. • The secret tunnel ... You know, sniffing begins at home. • The secretaries of God ... I know as much about God as you or anyone else. • The store is closed ... Is this a fishing expedition? ... This is getting really heavy duty ... Who can bear the shame? • The student has outshone the master now. • The talent! • The thrill is gone. • The time for that hasn't come. • The trouble is, my trouble is too much fun! • The truth is something else! ... I'll never be strict enough for my mother! ... You can do whatever you want, but you should know what you're getting into ... The facts of life! ... Heaven is a taxi to the toilet in Berlin! ... If he comes home drunk on the back of a fire engine, we'll find out ... I wouldn't know anything about that ... Are you drug free? • The truth is what is – The truth isn't what your parents are telling you the truth is. • The Upsons! ... The Ups and Downs! ... What do you care? ... It's nice to have it floating out in the air ... Never hide. • The whole class. • The whole way out is a sense of humor. • The younger generation ... on the way up! ... Most people don't get it ... And if you're not careful, you'll start smoking, if you don't control your appetite! • Their whole existence is to prove their parents weren't morons. • Then I suggest you go in for boxing ... Someone hit you. • Then they go out of business ... I would be in trouble ... That's how it starts ... Next you're going to have a baby ... Wait forty years and it'll be free ... The Marine Corps always takes care of its own. • There ain't nothin' in Room 237. But you ain't got no business goin' in there anyway. So stay out. You understand? • There are easier, quicker solutions than that ... Here's somebody who wants to take you away from all this! ... "Is he walking on the ramparts, a little depressed?" ... Fear of someone dying is often a cover-up for wishes to murder someone ... There's always this resentment ... That's good if you're anxious or in a panic, because you can admit what's inside you ... Don't worry about me, worry about you. • There are short burials and long burials. • There goes the neighborhood. • There is a certain underworld, of which everyone is familiar ... Sleeping with one eye open ... In the overworld you can find the culture of aggressive people, who laugh and break all the rules, and the culture of suspicion, people standing aloof, watching to see who breaks the rules ... There is a middle world, what people call their emotions, populated by a Nazi and a limo driver, both sticking to you in their own way, one trying to lead you into the world of Perfection, the other watching your every move, studying you, steering you to the more expensive items ... You don't need the Nazi or the limo driver ... A Nazi clown, devoted to perfection, throwing cloaks of fantasy over everything, and a resentful limo driver, shadowing your every move ... They're idiots. • There you go, a modern woman ... I have a shaver just for her ... He's just trying to get by on charm ... When I'm dead, you can sit in this chair. • There you go: human oil. • There's a great brain drain – To someone with half a brain, it's really something. • There's a lot of people like that ... I see it on the news ... They're tough! ... Oh, don't give me that filthy stuff! ... The ones nobody wants ... Go play! • There's a lot of unknowns around now ... Tell me the street ... No, you have to be more specific ... No, tell me the number ... No, that's not a direction ... No, call me up and tell me the number ... It's like a sham or something, one of those Marin things ... When you get there, call me up and tell me the number ... I feel too insecure when you don't tell me where you're going to be ... A lot of times when you think you should do something, you just let your mind do it. • There's a nut that's missing. • There's a place I like halfway up the stairs, halfway down the stairs. • There's an awful lot of people doing it, huh? • There's more ... There's lots of things ... It's really good to be around people who see certain things ... All these things are happening because you're not dead. • There's no doubt about it. • There's no real reason to lock your car up, especially if it's new – What are they going to steal? • There's not much to do. • There's nothing that repeats itself – Suicide is not an option here – You know what's in your best interest ... Bliss = mirror ... Hard work = door ... Sexual energy = lamp ... Simple human = way ... Focused energy goes up your spine into your vision, and goes into the center of your chest ... Always keep a little for yourself ... And not in filigreed religious way ... (1.) Piss. (2.) Shit. (3.) Get rid of negative energy ... Just burn some off ... Get out anger! ... (4.) Living off mother's milk ... Everyone's a blood sucker ... It feeds on people's deepest wishes ... Everyone has a little cannibal inside them ... Whatever anyone's afraid of is inside them ... Only smokers like it ... Everyone's hungry ... I don't even try to figure it out ... (5.) Continue feeling bad ... You're supposed to feel bad and realize everyone does ... Feel bad and you'll get over it and realize how silly it is ... Just go through it and you'll see you feel better ... Stick with it and you'll begin to understand what you're sensing ... (6.) That's what you're like ... The other is what was done to you. • There's options. • These people are living in the service of their illness ... "I'm not serving your illness!" ... "You're just doing this to serve your illness!" ... You want to make sure you know what your life is serving ... First of all, You Should Serve You ... Second, if you serve other things, you should know what they are ... Don't serve other people's delusions. • These things are hard to put together. • They always put me in the dummy class. • They certainly don't like sparks of light in the emptiness, do they? • They don't try really hard to kill anyone. • They go on and on, in lounges and toilets. • They go to Church and say, "Thank you, God, for taking my job away and letting me starve." ... It depends who you are, right? ... Many thousands of people making many thousands of dollars ... It's hereditary ... Not even Indians ... You have to be someone who's really weird, or someone who's popular. • They have a never-ending cage of tests. • They keep pretending they're this and this and this, and then you see what they really are ... It might be a little psychotic ... And here's where things get really weird ... Because not only was I diminishing my own input under certain conditions, I was also reaching out, somehow, to diminish other people's input ... I was the wrong-way escalator guy! ... who always gets to the other side, through sheer determination, though in appearance, totally outlandish ... It's not exactly like a lever, because what you do is turn and go into the anger ... or turn and go into the fear ... or turn and go into the pain and somehow permeate them, searching for the sentient creature inside, which is yourself, suddenly finding yourself a witness to a "white, or unfelt memory" ... Just as a footnote: Marijuana and all that stuff is totally blind to these things, because it makes even the gateways into the invisible, invisible ... You've got to have a gnawing suspicion, inside yourself, that's alive and kicking. It's funny, because as interested and compassionate toward yourself as you are to get in, what's buried inside you wants to get out, and from what I can tell, meets you way more than halfway ... I've heard people say that those who have arrived, or "woken up," or "become enlightened," which I haven't, don't have teeth. And it's true. If you can reach into a belly pouch and pull out a Kimber .45 semiautomatic pistol and simply shoot someone with deadly accuracy, whether you're looking at them in the outside physical world or not, or have subtle effects on people by running energy up your spine, who needs teeth? • They say Jesus never laughed. • They say they're cheaper by the dozen. • They trick people into hating them ... to cheat people, to save money ... You get people to hate you, and before they know it, you've cheated them out of having a nice life. • They want a dope, because what can he do? • They want to keep control over people. • They want to live large. • They'll clear it up sooner or later. • They're all wound up like a rubber band because they're such liars. • They're not rolling in happiness, are they? ... Hidden scars from the depression. • They're not too bright or capable and that's how they make a living ... They're like rats ... Maybe they have a Nish-Nish Department ("No! No!") • They're on a fake ocean liner going to a fake heaven. • They're fiends. • They're kicking sand in our faces! • They're really bossy, aren't they? ... Those people have no sense of humor ... What size is it? • This guy has what you call delivery! ... For no reason at all they're very serious about certain things ... When it's over, it's over! • This is a real one, isn't it? • This is really Australian farm stuff. • This is the mystery of my life ... Like Homer Simpson with a cruel streak ... Do you have any patents? ... Do you want to trade patents? ... The irresistible resistance. • This is the story of my life. • This may be the only idea he's ever had in his life, and he may not understand, some ideas aren't good. • Three kinds of people, those who can count, and those who can't. • Things change each other ... or reflect each other. • This is a definite Winnie-the-Pooh with a white penis ... Born free! • This is another level ... Ready to go! • This is the sign of a good writer – someone who takes pains. • This is what I can't figure out – I must have done something wrong – Maybe I played naked hockey. • Three of the greatest Wednesdays of my life occurred on Tuesday. • Throttled chickens in the social milieu ... Tell 'em to get softer floors ... I'm not going to buy that ticket! ... I'm not going to get on that train! ... I don't want to get mobbed. • Throwing stones at the devil! • Times are changing! ... The coast is clear. • To annoy my neighbors ... TO MAKE THEM PAY FOR THIS! ... It's not going to do you any good to be too civilized ... You have to pay a lot for dwarfs to take small steps – in Berkeley ... Frightened is a tool you have – It's like a thermometer of intelligence ... "What good is learning about a problem if you can't learn about solving the damn thing, am I right?" (–Andres Vachss, Heart Transplant, Dark Horse Books, Milwaukie, Oregon, 2010) • To give something like that to someone like me is really criminal. • To keep the society going. • To kill people who don't do their job. • To rattle people's cages. • To the house of sleep and death where nothing will ever bother you again! • To the nth degree ... It's a matter of degree ... There are levels of being an asshole ... All a person seeks from their parents, or from a small circle of friends, is warmth, love and affection. • Too bad, Gringo! ... The hand of Death will brush your wing ... Greed and fear run the world! ... Don't get into bad habits ... Poke out is better than poke in! ... Love knocks! ... I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya! • Too bad more people don't do that. • Total obedience ... and love! • True colors. • Try to be fair. • [Try to look serious...] – Just a finger! – [... because they're the bosses!] ... This stuff is nothing ... I get it! ... Satellite ready! ... Money breeds money ... I do everything right, believe me ... Wheel me off the roof ... Feces unite! ... Huge amount! ... I'll get some strange toilet, something really weird. • Toilet training special – Do your duty! • Tomorrow I won't even know. • Totally different expectations from people. • Try not to be too happy ... She's very strong ... She takes your cause as her cause ... She's got causes of her own. • Two Chinese and a Hindu.

U. Uh-oh – Poison Jell-O ... You're going to give us bad dreams. • Unless money is your middle name. • Unless you work more than you have to ... S plus S equals S ... Sweat plus Sacrifice equals Success ... Shit plus More Shit equals More Shit ... There's a difference between seeing the light, and someone saying they're seeing the light ... I can usually do it without hurting anyone's feelings ... Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom .... I have diarrhea today. • Upon meeting someone for the first time, approach with very low expectations, sense your lower abdomen, and adhere to beauty inside yourself ... Quiet your mind and Listen to the other's narrative, even if it sounds as crazy as, "No one ever heard of a third of a bird!"

V. Very few people are smart enough to be proud of where they come from. • Virginal with a child is very rare.

W. Wait a few months, right? ... Hatred, they want you to. Anger, burn it off. Sadness, it was. Fear, turn it off. Greed, what's next? Jealousy, your own path. (Greed, jealousy ... Both indicate you hate what you have.) Worry, it all depends who your mother is. • Wait, I want to hang onto my wallet! • Wait until you don't have any. • Wait until you meet someone better. • Want my advice? Don't start anything ... I'm feeling a little weak. Could you carry me? • Way up! ... Did you ever see the play, The Man Who Didn't Come to Dinner? ... Only the wealthy know ... The fifth world. • We ain't wrong! We ain't sorry! ... It's probably gonna happen again. • We all have these things in us. • We all have to start somewhere. • We can do that anytime. • We can go home at night proud of ourselves! • We can put cement there ... Solid shade. • We don't want anyone to know. • We get along great. • We have a lot in common. • We like people for their qualities ... We love people for their defects ... At a certain point that's all you can do ... Let her go and see what happens ... I'd like to take a worm for a swim ... Every time you get rejected by a girl, you're lucky ... Because do you want to end up with someone who doesn't like you? ... A soul-mate-who always-attacks-you and you attack them ... Oh, you're lucky! ... Short and sweet is what they used to say ... All it did was make you free ... Don't say things. Think things! "You need help taking that off?" ... The ones who are in real trouble are the ones who were never rejected ... Stand up straight! Don't put your finger in your nose before you touch my letter! ... Look how things turn out if you leave things alone ... You just have a nice life and see what happens ... Double it and add a million! ... You should take a bigger view ... You should see yourself against a bigger landscape ... When you see yourself too close, you get too narrow ... Against a big landscape you're doing all right ... It's a good way to be angry: Vote with your feet ... Take the broad view ... Don't get sucked into a barren view of things ... Don't even worry about it ... Just have fun ... Do what's good for you, what's good for your life ... I feel bad because of the way I was treated when I was little ... Feeling bad is an illusion ... What's hurting you is not believing it's an illusion ... It's not something to do ... It's an effort and a direction ... That would help a lot ... Is that the way to love someone, is to criticize them? ... My parents did not like me ... And it's very hard for me to express love, because I never saw it ... Well, no one's ever liked me ... I felt very hurt ... No one's making you feel hurt; you're pre-hurt; don't transfer your hurt onto outside objects ... You have a mind – You have outer reality ... It's free – It's in prison ... It's clean – It's dirty ... Don't mention it ... You saved me a lot of trouble ... Thanks for telling me I'm a good person ... Once today, twice tomorrow ... With some people, no matter what you do, you're the bad parent; with others, no matter what you do, you're the good parent ... If you don't take their father's shit, they hate you! ... You can't be friendly to those people, and you can't say anything that's real. • We'll just be living in a jungle of orange trees. • We'll see what happens. • We'll see what's left ... It's the circumstances around it ... That's real business, right? ... They're real geniuses ... It's amazing all the things you can get if you assertively and authoritatively demand it ... to carry you away! ... What are you going to call your baby? ... Practice? Vacation? Serious? • We're all animals ... Monogamy is not natural ... Maybe because your mother didn't die ... I wouldn't be surprised. • We're all drips from the same cloud. • We're not descendants of fearful men. • We're not Disney ... No boundaries. • Wearing short pants makes you feel vulnerable. • Well, anyways, your sailboat is yare! • Well, good, let me think about it. • Well, Jesus would still be alive if he did it. • Well, sure! I knew that! ... That's the way it is, and no one's going to tell me any better ... (Totally officious ... Worse than me! ... Because what that really is is a panic) • Well, who told you not to be? – Ninety percent is under water. • Well, you are in your own way ... I don't think anyone will ever know ... Nobody tells you what to do. • Well, you could dream. • Well, you went to grammar school. • What a comedown ... I'll have to start declaring them if this keeps up ... You can read what I do ... I'm the world's first evil genius who can't be tricked: I already know I'm going to die. • What a powerhouse, huh? • What a slurp! What a cherry lifesaver she is! I haven't seen anything that nice in a long time ... WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT, NEIGHBOR HANS? HAST THE DEVIL GOT THY TOE? ... That's pretty heavy, isn't it? Pretty heavy duty ... Nobody smart does anything like that ... THAT'S NOT CRICKET ... It's different ... YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS ... You have to pay someone ... The Maharishi, 'The Little Man Who Lived With the Monkeys' ... In northern India ... Read The Wolf Man. • What a tootsie! What a spitfire! What a firecracker! ... A leading intellectual light. • What about, even though you don't understand something, sooner or later you will? ... Most people can't take it ... They'd rather be frightened to death than see something for what it really is ... (It's like catharsis of pity and fear – They don't have to be afraid of their mother and father – They can be afraid of George Bush) ... They think you can't deal with things directly ... inside you ... They think you have to deal with things indirectly ... which is bullshit ... Just tell your unconscious to turn on the adrenaline ... Come on! Turn up the adrenaline ... You can only be happy if you suffered, and you stop suffering. • What about me? ... Don't be so humble ... You're not that great. • What about stealing things? ... The gold standard. • What about snails? – A little at a time. • What am I, a mind reader? – A dream within a dream ... It's killing you, right? ... It's the greater fool theory ... With her serpent tongue ... It feels weak ... You just have to pamper it. • What am I going to do next? • What am I going to do with it, buy a cloud? – It's not even worth it! • What comes next? Nobody knows, huh? • What could be better? • What did Marie Antoinette say? (Quit while you're ahead) • What did the Chinese say? One order leads to ten thousand ... It's like making holes in the ocean ... You can just make gestures. • What do you mean, mentally? ... Whatever the genius cooks up ... That stuff is nothing! ... It pays to be ignorant. • What do you say when you're abandoned? ("I am my best friend.") • What do you think happened to you? • What do you think I am, a sack of potatoes? • What else do you think it could be? • What else? ... Kill those Commies! Kill the fucking Commies! • What for? So they can tell me what's wrong with me? I know what's wrong with me by this time. • What happens when it rains? • What I don't understand is, why aren't they all multimillionaires? • What I really want is a beer and sandwich. • What if there were Playboy Bunnies on the moon? • What if you don't have a suitcase? • What is the right use of emotions? There is none! • What is there to know? ... You just let people be themselves ... I should have added that. • What others only dream of. • What should I do if I get an urge to kill my mother? • What should I do? ... Plenty of omissions, misdirections, exaggerations, unjustified optimism, lost documents, unclear explanations, grey areas, and tactical ignorance ... Nothing is important. • What were we saying? • What would Scooby Doo? ... Something mysterious ... There's a bunch of creeps! • What you have to figure out is not how to solve things, but how to get out ... People are into provoking because it's free ... The first rule is, dodge! ... No one works for a rat ... Everyone should be very careful about being a hero ... You have to be very careful about punishing yourself. • What to do about robotic people — (1.) Girls: "There's a lot to learn!" (2.) Money: "You didn't give me any money!" (3.) Life: "Get people to be themselves." (4.) Improv: "My mother called it lying." • What would I do now? • What's it like? • What's this all about? • WHAT'S WRONG WITH GETTING ANGRY? ... (1.) You could hurt someone's feelings; (2.) You could go too far; (3.)  You could say too much; (4.) They could retaliate, threaten, and punish; (5.) It's uncivilized or barbaric ... WHAT'S MY FAULT TODAY? • What's your name? • What's your name? ... I'll have my people talk to your people. • Whatever it is, we'll see ... I don't know and I don't care and I don't ask ... That's a good case. • Whatever makes sense ... No fruit is forbidden ... Right in the middle of the floor, right? ... Who gets the scrap rights? ... Palms are much cheaper ... It goes hand in hand. • Whatever the task, be it doing your laundry or getting a girlfriend, see that as a cherry in a bottle – Let it go and pay attention to your freedom. • Whatever you do, don't go up into the hills and get snow and make ice-cream. • Whatever you have has to be good, believe it or not. • When a parent likes a kid, everyone likes them. • When are you going to Mexico? ... Smart people start their own businesses. • When I heard that, my whole life changed. • When I'm dead, I'll take time off. • When people start acting like assholes, just duck! • When the sex goes, the marriage is over. • When they do it once, they'll do it again. • When you find your ego, and the bottom falls out, you find happiness. • Whenever I want to feel small. • Where all the good restaurants are. • Where are they now? • Where I come from that's not a bad joke at all. • Where is all the treasure buried? • Where you are is heaven – Wherever you are – Right around the corner – You finally wised up, huh? – Maybe it's good to stay home for a change, huh? • Where's Mickey? • "While evil men and impostors ... go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived." (–2 Timothy, 3:13, New International Version, 1984) • Who cares? ... Who cares? ... I don't want to be intelligent! ... WHO CARES? ... So sad! ... Nobody cares ... Nobody wants to tell you ... Nobody even wants to talk to you ... You're confused ... Deeply concerned ... So cheap! ... That's you! ... Really punishing ... So WHAT? ... Infinitely sad! ... Really perplexed ... Crossed wires ... On score, offshore! • Who Framed Roger Rabbit? • Who knows? What I think is nothing ... You don't want to give people too many choices. • Who says you're not? • Who wants that? • Who would want to run around in the street for nothing? • Who's it for, for me or da-da? ... People live in weird pockets ... What does it matter what you say about people? ... Take your gun to bed with you. • Who's paying you? • Why be like your parents? – Be like George Gershwin, Bernard Shaw, Eugene O'Neill, Shakespeare, Sigmund Freud, Federico Fellini. • Why blame it on light? • Why do I feel like a baby when I sense myself? • Why should I tell you if you forget? • Why should I walk on bugs? • Why suffer? • With a carpet bag with huge amounts of money. • With a short temper! ... Every atom in our body was once a part of a star. • With no obligations whatsoever. • "Wooden men can perhaps be manufactured that will serve the purpose as well ... They have the same sort of worth only as horses and dogs. Yet such as these even are commonly esteemed good citizens." (–Henry David Thoreau, "Civil Disobedience," originally published as "Resistance to Civil Government," 1849.) • Working hard at nothing all day ... I'm self-employed. • Worse always comes to worse. • Work, win and kill yourself. • Would you rather smoke two joints or do your homework? • Wow! What a kid! ... The night is young ... And whatnot! ... She's just had it with grownups ... Very modern ... Tight as the bark on a tree! ... People have tutors – Piano teacher, tennis coach, cheap films ... Why not mind tutors? ... "You don't want to run around all the time like a little doggie!"

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Y. Yes, but send me a contract ... Gird your loins and ask for a contract. • Yes, I am ... We can see it! • Yes, it's before your time. • Yes, Sir. ["Quiet politeness is Rule No. 1 in surviving an incident in racial profiling. So is the frequent use of the word 'sir.' ... It is unwise for anyone of any race to raise their voice to a law enforcement officer." (–Al Vivian, a diversity consultant in Atlanta, who is Black)] • You always have energy ... You always have energy to do things you like ... If you fix your attention on something, you don't get tired. • You bet! ... Something magnificent ... Twice a week now ... Really rudimentary ... Where else? • You can have a show, My Early Life ... Like I'm in the Army or something ... There's all different kinds. • You can run out of rationale, but they'll never run out of crazy. • You can say anything you want. • You can see why nobody goes there. • You can't control the whole world. • You can't just be alert – You have to have some understanding. • You can't see me, you can't feel me. • You can't talk to anyone in the Land of the Living, oh little ghost. • You don't do that, do you? • You don't have to. • You don't have to get your shit together – Your shit is together! • You don't have to pretend there's something wrong with you. • You don't have to say what you think. • You don't hear about it. • You don't kill us, we won't kill you. • You don't mean that. • You don't need a mother or father or a government. • You don't see India complaining ... People, down deep, are murderers ... They're insane ... Kill, kill, kill! ... Not there ... The more you leave them alone, the healthier they get ... They just fight in their silent way ... They don't like these refined things ... They like to rob people of their time ... There are at least fifty field theories that are correct ... It's nothing to worry about ... It's not so simple ... There are certain things you want to know are there, but you don't want to name things ... A person can be present to themselves, and a person can be absent from themselves... They're just trying to feel secure ... They can't see anybody ... People don't know what's important ... Most people are too busy trying to pretend their parents weren't stupid ... Presence to self, Absence to self, They never teach that ... They might teach presence to God ... Big news! That's never happened before ... HEAVEN HELP ME! ... Who knows what they look like? ... PLEASE DON'T BREATHE ON ME! ... Presence ... I've seen people roll their eyes, but I've never seen anyone roll their eyelashes ... That's fancy ... Blinding! ... For high maintenance friends ... (1.) "It's warm in here!" ... One piled upon another ... (2.) "I'll live tomorrow!" ... (3.) "It's too late!" ... (4.) "I'm from the old school! You got it, you spend it!" ... (5.) "I never did!" ... (6.) "I have to think of everything!" ... (7.) "It's very artistic." ... My dog's hopeless, and I know it! ... Some of its aims are bad. • You don't want to be in an unwritten play with no form or words. • You get a ball point pen and go to work! • You guys missed everything. • You hang tough! • You have a very good sense of humor. • You have plenty of hope ... Put your eyeball back in. • You have to learn how to tone down your strength ... An eyeball on the sidewalk. • You have to pretend you're a soldier of fortune, or an insect-eating rogue. • You have to think of the other person ... for if it doesn't work out ... Experience is great: Use it! Don't let it use you ... There's too much at stake ... It can go just one way – We can be simple ... For ever so many years. • You have to understand the instrument ... La, la, la, la! ... You practice ... To open the door to your unconscious, so your unconscious sees this ... Oh! ... Your unconscious says, "Oh! ... Someone is saying hello!" ... It's just more quiet and subtle. • You just do things with no idea how they'll turn out. • You just don't know. • You just plead ignorance. • You know about the negative transference, huh? • You know, Bambi's cute ... Try to resist. • You know, I don't believe in God, lighten up! ... This is small-talk survival! ... You never had a brother to teach you the fine art of pussy smuggling! ... Too painful! • You know, I'm beginning to see why people drink ... You go here, you go there ... The Knights of the Mystic Sea. • You know, it's native intelligence – One ear back, one sideways ... Art is skill in the outpouring of the human soul. • You know, Larry Bird used to sleep three hours before every game. • You know, like a step up. • You know there's people like that; they're just good at what they do. • You know what isn't going to happen ... All my questions are answered ... Giving us a break ... It could be anybody, right? ... It's like blood feuds ... Parents are tyrants. • You know what it's called – turning over the Queen of Hearts ... (to reinforce her family's conditioning) ... You know that family ... If it's not one way or another, they get you! • You know, when the witches' spells don't work, they get angry ... We have no name! ... It's like having your own German engineer, in the basement ... Sounds like your parents! • You know, you never know ... Really intense. • You lack understanding – When I was very young I felt no one liked me, so I didn't learn to like people. • You mean, window dressing? ... There's nothing under it! ... Through a set of signals, converge on a meaning. • You need closure here! ... Not cheap! ... It's good when you're taking bows on the concert tour ... Don't tell! • You never know what someone is like until you see what they do. • You probably feel no one has the right to talk to you this way. • You should understand the value of a human brain. • You want someone who's nice to the kids ... (If nothing else, it'll keep 'em off the street!) • You want to start off on the right foot. • You're confused ... It's upside down ... Upon encountering another human being, drastically reduce your expectations, sense your lower abdomen, and adhere to a sense of beauty in yourself. • You're going about it the wrong way. You're not supposed to go up the ladder. You're supposed to go down the ladder ... It's a little tricky. • You're hurt – You're hurt badly. • You're just supposed to be the one at the front of the plane. • You're not bothering me at all, sweetie pie. • You're not going to die here – I don't think. • You're not supposed to do something ... You're supposed to occupy a space .. If someone needs you, they'll find you, and if they don't, you're lucky! • You're safe .. I'm sure you'll work it out ... I'm sure we're going to see the burning bush pretty soon! • You're stronger than you think. • You're supposed to be doing what you do. • You're the one who knows what the earrings in the ears mean ... Using free samples to stir up demand. • You're turning your back on people ... They're all different ... You just have to look ... Believe me, you'll find out ... Here, you steer! ... You have to have something for yourself ... Cultivate, nourish and use what you have, and it will become more. • You're way ahead of most people. • "You're worthless, your brother is wonderful." • Your best defense is to have a good life ... That's what your job is – to make sure no one takes over your life ... You want to give that up. • Your future ex-wife! ... As somebody once said ... Delay, deception, and denial. • Your Id is like a rat. Your Superego is like the Pope. Reason is clear perception of the truth: That's what's called horse sense, or common sense. Id: "Devour the entire world!" What does an animal know about putting money in the bank? Superego: "Kill you!" People are just little robots acting out the plan of their unconscious. This is the end of the line for do-gooders. What's funny is when the lid of repression is lifted. People are like neurological thickets, and they simply slip from one activation to another. Heaven and hell are right beside us on earth. The part of you that dreams at night understands energy and has abilities. • Your pain is your fortune when you understand it, because you can see it's in everyone.

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