"Will you open the trunk?" [From a plainclothes ball park security official]

—Ze game, zhe game is over! ... My money is in a trust fund.

"What's your educational philosophy?"

—What's important is the attention, not the exercises – It's not what you do, it's how you do it.

["What's your profession?"] "'Bye!"

—Okay, big fish!

"I'm totally mystified."

—You have to wait.

"We've found someone who's just like you!"

—Takes years.

"And have you found the perfect thing to say when someone's mean?"

—Try again.

[u'll say something, then another guy will say ..."ohh ur mom is (whatever u just said)"]

—Better than loving a brick.

"You should answer when someone speaks to you!"

—It's very disturbing to me.

"I'm still respectful of my elders."

—You can see where witches come from.

"Real men never ask directions."

—Not all who wander are lost.

"We've got the same name!"

—Very French.

"What is the secret of men?"

—It brings up pain in them to have dealings with you.

"Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black!"

—Staying up all night howling at the moon.

"Nice BMW!"

—Nice on mud.

"It's one thing when you've got the full, rich engine of a BMW."

—Anything more?

"Does that sound funny to you, Officer?"

—Don't worry about this one.

"That's a nice diamond ... for a starter."

—You know, I'm like that, too.

"I'm seeing someone."

—That's before my time.

"Am I supposed to take a hint?"

—Try to like everything.

"Why did you give this to me in particular?"

—Just be friendly.

"I will never sleep with you — Not ever! — Ever!"

—My claim to fame.

"You're wearing that?"

—Remember the good old days, when people were hippies? – Don't look rich – It's called teasing – Holland is very advanced – Just everything's bad – That's it today, sorry! – Should I get more? – Everyone has all these prejudices.

"You make me feel so short; I'm wearing flats today."

—You're a spinning top on the table of love.

"Did you get enough sleep, driver?"

—Maybe I'll get a tricycle.

"So you had breakfast."

—Now you see why the stars drink.

"When is your meeting?"

—Whenever I get there.

"If this isn't an important meeting for you, why should it be for me?"

—Isn't it funny how everybody who works like dogs is lucky?

"We need an administration of grown-ups."

—That's what makes America great.

"We aim to please."

—It missed, right?

"What is your aim?"

—My aim is to make money and go swimming.

"I haven't seen one of those combos before — Black and White!" [My two little dogs]

—Like a whirlwind.