| Introduction Under the 
              Celestial Dome The patients are running the Asylum  
              What can you do? In the last fifteen years we've created 88 individual 
              clinics for them ... They don't know they're in separate rooms, 
              much less an Asylum! We're treating them for classical symptoms, you 
              know, the standard ... guilt, depression, boredom, the cumulative 
              affects of being "slain by the mundane" ... We'd 
              like to teach them how to avoid the discount-revenge cycle altogether, 
              and we're making some progress! It's best to act like them. We've prepared a deck of "playing cards" 
              to help ease the tension. You'll feel a little disoriented at first, though 
              you'll undoubtedly make more progress than that damn taxi driver 
              did!  I don't know how we ever let him in her. Here! I 
              meant to say, "here." |