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Racism and Superficiality - There's
one thing you need
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to understand - Every white kid has some
black in him,
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and every black kid has some white in him -
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That's the only way you'll get out of it.
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"You've got guts."
—Worse!
—It runs in the family.
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"Hey, don't get your panties
in a bunch."
—Smarten up!
—Everything like that.
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[How to stick up for your girlfriend
when someone insults her]
—That's impressive.
—Real rustic.
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["I was a year too young for my class
in first grade,
and beyond that, immature for my age."]
"It's good you can admit that."
—It's deeper.
—Too bad more people don't do that.
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Compassion is something that's inside
yourself -
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Every now and then, when you see a beggar,
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say, "Turn on!" inside yourself,
give them a dollar,
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then say, "Turn off!" inside yourself -
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You have the right to turn it on, and to
turn it off.
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"Do you want my risotto?"
[from a stranger]
—Not today.
—It gives you something to do.
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"You staying
here, folks?"
[Trying to grab your bags outside the hotel]
—We'll see.
—That's another question.
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"You don't sweat much for a fat
lady."
—NICE TRY!
—If you're big, you don't have to
be mean.
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"Did it rain over the weekend?"
—It's better.
—Everything that happens, it's better.
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