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Loaded for bear and spoiling for a fight,
he or she is a
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Chocolate Bully - They try to
trick you, and laugh at you
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when you believe them - It feels like
condescension.
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"Say Uncle!"
—That's enough.
—You don't need to throw yourself
into the fires of abandonment.
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"Help me, I'm
going fucking crazy."
—Sure, boss!
—Woof! Woof!
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"Was that too
hard for you?"
[After you've backed out of a Mexican standoff]
—Very different.
—I was only born yesterday.
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"Do you hate me?"
—Not likely.
—I got me own racket.
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When people bash you or attack your character,
don't
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explain, don't complain - Get angry! -
Express anger
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through your tone of voice - It's not,
—Very funny, it's
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—Very FUNNY! -
At first you have to be an actor -
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After a while your emotions catch up.
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"Have you been following
me?"
—Since when?
—I'm about as far away from that
as you can get.
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"Clueless! Get
a clue."
—Maybe less.
—Every ball of string unravels.
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"Is that my notebook?
I have one just like it."
—Unheard of.
—Get out of there!
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"Are you gay?"
—Very funny.
—Didn't your mother tell you not
to talk to strangers?
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