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Phony team players - "Every man for himself!" - use a

laconic tone of voice - No one is consumed by hatred

unless they are terribly hurt - They aren't very poetic -

They're not interested in understanding - They couldn't

care less about what a person is.


"YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU LIED TO ME!"
Just unbelievable!
—How could you tell me that?

 
 

[Unintelligible mumbling] "HOW COULD YOU HAVE
LIED TO ME ALL THIS TIME?"
—How embarrassing.
—It's easy! ... Cats are slinky.

 
 

"How do you make money?"
—Pretty wicked.
—It's the first business that never made any money –
since the Church!

 
 

"Are you spending very much money?"
—No reason.
—I figured that out.

 

No matter what they say, you can break the spell - No

matter what happens, you can dodge it - They just want

to know if someone can cool it and play the game.


"WHAT!?" [She's wearing a microskirt]
—No shit!
TOO HOT! ... I'm sure I don't know.

 
 

"Oh, boy, you're going to get some hot pussy tonight!"
[Street person trailing you and your date after you've
seen a play in a seedy theater district]
—There's hope.
Any tips? ... Didn't he have a great technique?

 
 

["I went to Dartmouth."]
"I applied there, but I didn't get in."
—I'm waiting.
—Did you know that you're riding with
the Mozart of cab drivers?

 
 

"Maybe you can get a higher-paying job."
—But why?
—I think your job is so severe.

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