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Bait and Switch - When someone
flags a cab and says,
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"It's for these people over here,"
it's a danger sign - They
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like that - They like to be important -
We're all islands
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above the sea, connected underneath by
electricity!
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"Sorry about
that." [Insincerely]
—Very serious.
—And how, I know.
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"Excuse me,
partner."
—Violent enough.
—It's like a one-lane country road.
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"I'm going right home and take a nice
hot bath."
—Saved again!
—I'm glad I don't have to see that.
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"How many inches
are in a yard?"
—It's overwhelming.
—You probably had a hard week.
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Litmus Tests - They're really
making you work,
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taking off on surprising tangents - On
the other hand,
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maybe they're just trying to "scratch
you"
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to see what you're made of.
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"How come no one's interested
in being
friendly to you?"
—Well, anyway.
—It's handy, in case you didn't know.
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"Do you want me to leave the door
open?
—Great timing!
—Is that a test?
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"Well, I'll let you go."
—That's it.
—For now.
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"Don't give away the farm."
—Et sui
culpae!
—Are you a handicapped tomato?
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