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How's Your Status, Baby? - To
hypostatize is to
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ascribe material existence to abstract entities,
such as
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science and nature, making them seem more
profound -
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For instance, "Let nature take its course."
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"I'm seeing
someone."
—What's next?
—That's before my time.
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"You make me feel so short; I'm wearing
flats today."
—Real old-fashioned.
—You're a spinning top on the table
of love.
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"Nice BMW!"
—Anytime, right?
—Nice on mud.
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"Why did you give this to me in particular?"
—In case.
—Just to be friendly.
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So cool they can't even talk to you directly -
They're
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playing, "Brush Off!" - How
can you stay professional
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and courteous when other people operate outside
the
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barrier? - There are fiendish ways you
can use words
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to let steam out of your pressure cooker!
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"I'm telling
on you!"
—A joke!
—I'll be laughing ... peacefully.
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"Maybe it's because I'm
an asshole."
—So sad!
—Teeth and all.
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"Whassup?"
—Just so!
—You don't want to go there.
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"I've got something
for you." [Revealing the finger]
—Since when?
—I know power words!
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