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They use Question Begging Epithets - intrusive

questions, emotionally loaded words, controversial

phrases, dyslogistic language (conveying censure), or

eulogistic (complimentary) language. They're also

coming from another direction - 3rd Party Interference!


"Did you buy it new?"
—Doesn't matter.
—You don't need anything.

 
 

"The honeymoon is over."
—Anything else?
—Who's the master – the machine or the man?

 
 

"Whose rude child is that at the end of the table?"
—What nerve.
—Are you the woman I bit at the last full moon?

 
 

"How much rent do you pay?"
—Don't worry.
—You don't even have to be there ... Never buy horses!

 

 

 

They're like 7th Street Operators, rattling off one

chummy thing after another. It's all glib posturing,

and It's all about you - See how one-sided it is?

Whatever they sling at you, sling something back!


"Run, Toto!" [Mickey Mouse voice]
"What's your name?"
—Getting sophisticated.
—It's just another friend – Which one?

 
 

"What's your first name? ... your middle name?"
—So foolish.
—Hydrogen ... H.

 
 

"What is that smell? – What's your last name?"
—Very common.
—One ugly thing after another – Hydrogen.
You must be Helium.

 
 

"What's her name?" [Your daughter's]
—Wicked, huh?
—Same thing.

 

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