Mind Candy


This is Intimidation and Lying - In third grade

they say things because people say it to them, and

they want to know how to answer.

"It's really none of your business –
That's of no importance to you."
—Who knows?
—It's a great advantage to have friends –
It really helps.


"Go fuck yourself! ...
Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
—I wouldn't.
—It's not worth it ...
Don't sell yourself short.


"Up yours!"
—How come?
—To be with the rest of your kind.


"I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
Nowhere near.
—How dainty.


This is Ambition and Assassination -

Women who are very ambitious, and

men who have latent homosexual tendencies,

frequently refer to certain people as "assholes."

They cannot see that people are different.

—Doesn't hurt.
—Having a nice time is the only safe thing.


"I'm with the clown."
—Hardly ever.
—The kindergarten is somewhere else.


"You're such a doll!"
Very articulate!
—I'm not an angel.


"You shut up, ASSHOLE! Just shut up, ASSHOLE!
I don't want to talk to you, ASSHOLE!"
—It doesn't matter ... It's always in the dark ...
Have you been there?


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