This response is particularly useful when someone suddenly comes
in from the side, trying to intimidate you, especially when
you're having fun teasing someone. They despise seeing someone having
fun, and have delusions of grandeur. (–Source: taxi1010.com
stargate22)
"Don't rub it in." —Infinitely sad. —Just sneak it in.
"Eat me!" —Infinitely sad. —I don't want to be the stooge of a fool.
"Oh, my God! Anyone who sees
this is going to think I'm shallow!" —Infinitely sad. —Get a pitchfork.
"Shut your hole!" —Infinitely sad. —You're not bothering me at all, sweetie
pie.
"Do you always read
other people's phone messages?" —Infinitely sad. —The life of Demento.
"Is it yours?" —Infinitely sad. —I'm going to get another one.
"You're not supposed
to do that." —Infinitely sad. —I'm going to let you talk to Andy ...
And 'e walks with me; And 'e talks with me; And 'e
holds my hand; And he tells me I'm bad.
"Pick on someone your
own size." —Infinitely sad. —People really get caught up in greed,
don't they?
"Sometimes we need that – You better learn
how to deal with people instead of sitting behind a desk!" —Infinitely sad. —I'm busy! I'm creating The Hulk!
"You're the most helpless
person in the world!" —Infinitely sad. —Slowly.
"Okay, DICKIE!" —Infinitely sad. —I'd be happy, too.
"Up yours!" —Infinitely sad. —To be with the rest of your kind.
"What are you writing?" —Infinitely sad. —They cost too much – I'm waiting
for the price to come down.
["You must be a Californian." "No,
I'm not."] "I am." [Menacingly,
from a third party] —Infinitely sad. —This guy has what you call delivery! ...
For no reason at all they're very serious about certain things ...
When it's over, it's over!
"It doesn't matter – It's meaningless."
[Teen-age boy to his father] —Infinitely sad. —For someone my age – Come on! –
I'm a piker.
"Thanks for your concern."
[Sarcastically] —Infinitely sad. —Simple shepherds of the north, Knifing
ministers through the throat.
"You know, you're the one who kept
me from inserting a subclavical shunt in
your father for two weeks, and now he's dead." [From a vicious,
lying physician, as the elevator door closes
in your face] —Infinitely sad. —Very crude.
"I'll put that in my notebook and never forget
it." [Theatrically telling everyone what she's going to do
with the sticker I gave
her] —Infinitely sad. —Do your worst!
"It's going to be a shitty
day." —Infinitely sad. —The glamour ... The guy gets to
you after a while ... He's a recessive anal compulsion – All
he's interested in is dark shit ... You're going to love it.
"We've got Justice Kennedy writing decisions
based upon international law, not the Constitution of the United
States? That's just outrageous. And not
only that, but he said in session that he does his own research
on the Internet? That is just incredibly outrageous."
(–Congressman Tom DeLay) —Infinitely sad. —Is this Show and Tell? Werewolf of
London (1935) ... That's a good one!
"Do you feel bad about yourself?" —Infinitely sad. —May your time machine not stop in the
dark cave.
