This is the devilish way the youngest child from a big family in New Jersey defends themselves – By offloading the burden to someone else! – It's the kind of knowledge that can change your life. (–Source: taxi1010.com stargate54)

"Did you find that waitress sexy?"
—Someone might.
—An hour before you eat.

"You could put some rat traps out in the water heater shed."
—Someone might.
—They're all wound up like a rubber band because they're such liars.

"Okay, so you don't want to talk to me? All right."
—Someone might.
—What am I going to do with it, buy a cloud? – It's not even worth it!

"Don't you want a hundred dollars?"
—Someone might.
—I'll just wait – I'm tired of explaining things to people.

"There's one thing you haven't mentioned – That you wanted to kill them for sending you away."
—Someone might.
—Problem solved ... Here's the secret: "There must be oxygen on Mars from that one."

["I don't worry about that."] "Well, you should."
—Someone might.
—What for? So they can tell me what's wrong with me? I know what's wrong with me by this time.

"I guess I'm going to have to take that Nobel Peace Prize off my résumé."
—Someone might.
—Protect yourself from mannequins.

"Like I'm supposed to care?"
—Someone might.
—Everyone does.

"I just don't care."
—Someone might.
—She saw the morning light begin to pierce the night – She was discretely silent.

"I think that Sergeant Crowly has backed himself in a very tight corner, and I think that is most unfortunate. My offer to listen to a heartfelt and credible apology is a sincere one and continues to stand." (–Henry Louis Gates, Jr.)
—Someone might.
—Sometimes you just don't want to do things ... Some people can talk their way out of a ticket, and some people can talk their way into jail.

"We'll probably be sick of each other by then."
—Someone might.
—Because this is your imitation of Michael Jackson.

"Are you leaving, Sir?"
—Someone might.
—Well, there's a saying about that, isn't there? ... I'm giving up control.

"Sir, are you leaving?"
—Someone might.
—I always have ... It's all observer.

"You leaving?"
—Someone might.
—I have to work.

"Leaving?"
—Someone might.
—Very shortly.

"Are you leaving?"
—Someone might.
—Where do you think belly buttons come from?

"Hey, buddy, give me a lift, will you? I'll give you some gas money. Please!"
—Someone might.
—Just like Jack Benny ... Very expensive! ... They just buy people.

"Some structure and logic is either missing [From taxi1010] or I can't just find it."
—Someone might.
—They're always trying to make you feel bad for having fun.

"By the way, we do think you should call your mother more often."
—Someone might.
—Keep track of that.

"I'm calling your mother."
—Someone might.
—Everybody has everything wrong with them, and if they call it a name, it cements.

"Excuse me – Could you please pick that up off the sidewalk?"
—Someone might.
—And you're going to Bermuda ... There's not many people that bad ... There you go – It's your big breakthrough [getting angry] ... Is there a mound of dirt in the back yard? ... Shut up or we'll drop another bomb on you.