Without warning, they blithely run off the road, abandoning the playing field of rational discourse – Logic means nothing in their world. With phony come-ons, they try to insinuate themselves into your life, knowing there's something about you — the way you were raised, your innate sense of decency — just something they can spot to take advantage of you — You don't have to let them — With a little knowledge and a sense of humor, you can give it right back. (–Source: taxi1010.com stargate17)

"What made him snap?"
—Kicking back!
—That's a loaded question!

"Wednesday."
—Kicking back!
—You just don't know.

"How well do you really know someone?"
—Kicking back!
—I will no longer use my pet's name as a password!

"Do you have someone?"
—Kicking back!
—I don't really have to have one.

"So how are you?"
—Kicking back!
—Old age ... Everyone knows reporters are paid liars ... You know, the child murderers? ... His bank statement is sent in a box of chocolates ... Search me? ... Are you sure it's not the same thing, over and over? ... Part of it is the people you meet, too ... They're screwballs ... That's deterrent number forty-eight.

"It's scary, isn't it?"
—Kicking back!
—It's magical.

"Hey, buddy! Where's Spear Street?"
—Kicking back!
—I'm not in the in-crowd; I don't know anything.

"Yeah, that's right." [Sarcastically]
—Kicking back!
—You're right, and I'm right.

"How was your day?"
—Kicking back!
—A nice life is what you allow into it ... Another terrible job is making violin strings.

"I haven't see you in a long time – Where've you been?"
—Kicking back!
—One foot in heaven.

"I asked you how you are."
—Kicking back!
—You know, you never know ... Really intense.

"Where've you been? Have you been on vacation?"
—Kicking back!
—Haven't I seen you before?

"How much is it, if you don't mind my asking?"
—Kicking back!
—One boring interlude after another.

"Starts at $3.10?"
—Kicking back!
—For a long time.

[Any incomprehensible or inexplicable question]
—Kicking back!
—Search me? ... God is too big to fit inside one religion.

"Where are the most shops?"
—Kicking back!
—Don't criticize things or expect anything.

"How do you keep your mind quiet?"
—Kicking back!
—I hear a pitter-pat in my head unless I sleep with my mouth open.

["It's how to change the mood if someone is mean or difficult."] "How do you do that?"
—Kicking back!
—It's not so easy to do.

"Do the right thing."
—Kicking back!
—Don't say anything; don't sign anything; just put it in the bank.

"Sorry to block your way again."
—Kicking back!
—Are you trying to make me feel like a heel?

"Hey! Airport moving?"
—Kicking back!
—HEY, YOURSELF! ... WHO SAYS? ... Search me?

"How was the airport?"
—Kicking back!
—Go join the Moroccan Air Force!

"It's cold in here."
—Kicking back!
—You know, when you have an idea, follow it through.