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When people are baiting you, slip under
their radar -
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It's called, "dumbing down." -
Let's put it this way ... They
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can't shoot you down if you're not all puffed
up to begin
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with - Just act dumber and dumber, in
sort of a friendly
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way - Using subtle sarcasm,
don't take the bait!
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"I'm embarrassed."
—Really dark.
—I'm suspicious.
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"Hey! This tastes
good for a change."
—Spooky, huh?
—The less you know, the better.
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["Who, me?"] "Yeah, you white
man!"
—THAT's useless.
—What's wrong with being strong?
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"After twenty-four years, does the sex
go bad?"
—You, too!
—[After a pause] What do you do when
someone
insults you or tells you you're no good?
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Both love and hate are inside people,
and it's best to be
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honest about that - Everyone's just as
bad as everyone
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else, and until we die, we have to take care
of ourselves,
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right? - Repulsive as that is.
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"I'll take that as a compliment."
—So WHAT?
—I don't think it's bad or anything.
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"Boy, you're a barrel
of laughs today, David." [Not!]
—A natural.
—It'll get even worse, you'll see.
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"Older than
dirt!"
—Very advanced.
—The people who try to be good always
get into trouble.
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"Don't you think we're a little old
for this?"
—Not forever.
—The bad people always do better.
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