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When people are baiting you, slip under their radar -

It's called, "dumbing down." - Let's put it this way ... They

can't shoot you down if you're not all puffed up to begin

with - Just act dumber and dumber, in sort of a friendly

way - Then whatever you do, don't take the bait!


"After twenty-four years, does the sex go bad?"
—Much worse!
—[After a pause] What do you do when someone
insults you or tells you you're no good?

 
 

"Hey! This tastes good for a change."
—Spooky, huh?
—The less you know, the better.

 
 

["Who, me?"] "Yeah, you white man!"
—THAT's useless.
—What's wrong with being strong?

 
 

"I'm embarrassed."
—Bad enough.
—I'm suspicious.

 
 

Both love and hate are inside people, and it's best to be

honest about that - Everyone's just as bad as everyone

else, and until we die, we have to take care of ourselves,

right? - Repulsive as that is.


"I'll take that as a compliment."
—So WHAT?
—I don't think it's bad or anything.

 
 

"Boy, you're a barrel of laughs today, David." [Not!]
—A natural.
—It'll get even worse, you'll see.

 
 

"Older than dirt!"
—Very advanced.
—The people who try to be good always get into trouble.

 
 

"Don't you think we're a little old for this?"
—Not forever.
—The bad people always do better.

 
 
 

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