jruit :: 2



As I lay in bed this morning, the part of me that dreams at night continued the lecture she'd begun, earlier in her dream (inside of me), idly suggesting that I register the name "jruit.com" without any regard to the practicality of her little scheme, however, since I'm one of her devout followers (actually, her only follower!) I proceeded to search out Network Solutions on my iPhone, and got her evil 5-letter-dot-com registration accomplished in short order. I was a little puzzled how the name of the Cosmic Life Force (jruit, of course!) had managed to slip through the collective fingers of the world's followers, however, that'll teach 'em!

Listen, whatever you do, don't follow me! Follow your own fucking self! I'm tired of being called a charlatan!


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